Hooch
performed by Everything

Its Radish Day in Natesville. The annual candy fundraiser for the parade begins, with the prize of riding the Pilgrim Float at stake, and Jimmy wants Hope to win. Virginia then tells about the time they helped Jimmy win by cheating using Maw Maw's secret candy recipe, which started a war with Rosa. Jimmy then uses the same strategy and re-opens the previous war.

Jimmy is working as a Security Guard on a day that Heidi Klum is on the lot, preparing to film a special for Victoria's Secret. He catches a man sneaking into Heidi's trailer and is hailed a hero for protecting her from a creepy fan. Christine is upset that Jimmy's job is dangerous and wants him to find a new, safer position at the Studio. Meanwhile, Greg is trying to kick his addiction to nasal spray.

J.D. develops appendicitis and sees the hospital from the patients' point of view. Elliot and Turk are his medical and surgical interns respectively.

While Earl and Randy are trying to return a laptop they stole, they accidentally knock over a bus stop sign. Earl promises to fix the sign, but gets sidetracked by the laptop's owner, the beautiful college professor Alex Meyers. Alex takes an interest in Earl and his List, and they begin dating. Earl soon notices that he is the target of bad accidents and random acts of violence, and remembers that he hasn't fixed the bus stop sign yet, and Karma is punishing him. Meanwhile, Randy has taken an interest in college life and becoming a Frat Boy.