Something to Talk About
performed by Will Ferrell

Chorus: Boats 'n' Hoes, I gotta have me more boats 'n hoes. The Nina, the Pinta, the Santa Maria, I'll do you in the bottom while your drinking Sangria. Nachos, lemon heads, my dad's boat, you wont go down 'cause my dick can float. We sail 'round the world and go port to port, everytime I cum I produce a quart. Put on your life vest, let's drop anchor, theres a nice lady whore, I'd like to swank her. (Chorus) [Deadliest Catch], without the crabs, we're almost out of gas, call the Arabs. I'm a pussy Pirate my name is [Jack Sparrow], take off my pants so you can see my flesh arrow. Make sure to wax, use your mom's [Nair] you'll be amazed when I cum in your hair. Pull up the anchor cause we're leaving dry land, get below deck with a dick in your hand. Anchor's away and shiver me timbers, we like to fuck ladies with an eight in member. Love me hookers who be a-curvy, eatin lemons and limes so don't contract the scurvy. Drop the archor give that hoe a shout, cuz I'm usin my compass to find a nabby dugout (Chorus) Thats the male [Mariah Carey] y'all, give it up!

Grace Bichon, who is managing her father's riding-stable, discovers that her husband Eddie deceives her with another woman. After confronting him in the middle of the night on the streets of their small home town, she decides to stay at her sister Emma Rae's house for a while, to make up her mind. Breaking out of her everyday life, she starts to question the authority of everyone, especially her father's, thus causing a stir in her parent's marriage, too

Cristina, Izzie and Meredith aggressively pursue the case of Shane, a male patient who seems to have a hysterical pregnancy, which fascinates them and the entire medical staff, and also angers Meredith because everyone in the hospital is not respecting the privacy of the patients. In a parallel situation, many hospital workers whisper continuously about Derek and Meredith and give them little privacy as well. A sheltered young patient inspires Alex to better express his feelings for Izzie. The episode ends with Alex arriving at the bar, pulling Izzie backwards and kissing her.

George and Lavon enlist Tansy's help to try to figure out why Filmore is interested in merging towns. Zoe concocts a fake story involving an affair between AnnaBeth and Joel in hopes to distract the townspeople before they find out about the potential merger. Wade and Vivian go on a date but she has second thoughts after speaking to Zoe about Wade. Shelby asks Brick for help with her pregnancy. Lemon is away taking care of her grandmother.