The Longest Time
performed by Billy Joel

In the episode, Michael is disappointed when only Dwight celebrates his birthday. Meanwhile, Kevin spends the day waiting to find out if he has skin cancer.

Lois discovers she has a long-lost brother, Patrick. She discovers he was put in a mental hospital after seeing his mother being seduced; so she consents to release him, but after a childhood flashback induced by Peter, he becomes traumatized and starts murdering overweight people.

Ted and Barney's future versions attempt to persuade present day Ted to go see Robots Versus Wrestlers. Marshall and Robin have a dance-off.

Brennan Huff (Ferrell) is a sporadically employed thirty-nine-year-old who lives with his mother, Nancy (Mary Steenburgen, Melvin and Howard). Dale Doback (Reilly) is a terminally unemployed forty-year-old who lives with his father, Robert (Richard Jenkins, Six Feet Under). When Robert and Nancy get married and move in together, Brennan and Dale are forced to live with each other as stepbrothers. Their narcissism and downright aggressive laziness eventually tear the family apart--their parents eventually divorce due to Brennan and Dale's wild antics, specifically the destruction of Robert's sailboat while shooting a "music" video. Eventually, these two middle-aged, immature, overgrown boys begin to grow-up and work to bring their parents back together.