Goldengrove v2
composed by Keith Kenniff

This Apple commercial features Santa Claus using the iPhone 4S with Siri (the iPhone's voice recognition artificial intelligence software) to help him on his big Christmas Eve work night. He asks for directions, the weather in various cities, an email of the "Naughty or Nice" list, and receives a message from Mrs. Claus telling him to take it easy on the cookies this year. At the end, he asks Siri to check his appointments and it tells him he has 3.7 billion more appointments that night. Santa: How do I get to Charlie Grant's house? Siri: Here are directions to Charlie Grant's house. Santa: Is it cold in Santa Fe? Raleigh? Cleveland tonight? Siri: Really cold. Down to about 14 degrees. Santa: Find that email of the naughty or nice list. Siri: New message from Mrs. Claus: Go easy on the cookies. Santa: Ho ho ho. Santa: How does the rest of my day look? Siri: You have 3.7 billion appointments What can I help you with? Here are directions to Charlie Grant's House. Really cold...down to about 14(degrees). 11:41 PM You have 3.7 billion appointments 24 Saturday, December 2011 / Dec 24 Whitney Kollar 11:44PM Mark Sloan 11:47PM Paula Cristalli 11:51 PM David Young 11:58 PM

This commercial shows the new voice recognition features of the Apply iPhone 4S. This virtual assistant is called "Siri" and it allows you to talk directly to your phone which understands you and can respond back to you about questions, weather, directions, and much more. The ad begins shows people asking about getting help with a flat tire, tying a bow tie, getting directions, the weather, reminders, scheduling meetings, notifying people, alarms, and more. At the end we see these people aren't talking to other people, but are talking to their phone itself. The last woman says that she is locked out of her house, and the phone automatically looks up locksmiths in the area. We have a flat tire. How do you tie a bow tie again? What's the fastest way to Hartford Hospital? Do I need an umbrella in New York this weekend? Remind me to call Chris when I get home. Move my meeting from 3:00 to 4:00. What does a weasel look like? Remind me to get milk when I leave work. Tell me wife I'm gonna make it. Wake me up at 6. Play some Coltrane. I'm locked out. I found 3 locksmiths fairly close to you: Say hello to the most amazing iPhone yet. What can I help you with? I'm locked out. Looking for locksmiths. I found 3 locksmiths fairly close to you: iPhone 4S, iPhone 4 S

A young man is using his iPhone 4S to find a guitar store, learn how to play the guitar, and to send messages to his friends about their garage gig. He asks Siri to start calling him Rock God after playing with his band in the garage. I got to get a guitar I found twelve musical instrument stores How do I play London Calling? Whole Lotta Love? A B Minor 9th? I found this for you Add Migraine Headaches to my list of band names. Tell Julie and Kate our band is playing at the garage tonight. Here's your message to Julie and Kate. Call me Rock God. From now on, I'll call you Rock God, OK? "I got to get a guitar" I found 12 musical instrument stores... 10 of them are fairly close to you: Yesler Way Bass Northwest 0.1 miles Prefontaine Place Bell & Reed 0.2 miles South Washington Street Emerald City Guitars 0.2 miles South Jackson Street Gibson Guitars 0.3 miles Input interpretation I found this for you: minor ninth chord built on B4 Notes: B4 D5 F#5 A5 C#6 Chord root B4 Musical notation keyboard display Here's your message. To: Julie, Kate Our band is playing at the garage tonight. "Call me Rock God." From now on, I'll call you 'Rock God', OK? iPhone 4S

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