The End
performed by The Doors

This "commercial" for a fake brand of cheese begins with a mouse coming out of his mouse hold in the wall. "Top of the World" by the Carpenters is playing as the little mouse finds a piece of cheese to eat - on a mouse trap. As he gets comfortable, he climbs right on the trap and SNAP! The next scene show the mouse trapped and dying while "The End" by The Doors plays. Then out of nowhere, the rodent starts pushing up on the metal that is trapping him like he is bench pressing it. The theme from Rocky III, "The Eye of the Tiger" plays while the mouse does his workout. At the end of the ad, the mouse is sitting on a cutting board with a big block of Nolan's Cheddar cheese which is a sharp cheddar that is "seriously strong". (Lyrics) Such a feeling's coming over me There is wonder in most everything I see Not a cloud in the sky Got the sun in my eyes And I won't be surprised if it's a dream I'm on the top of the world... (Lyrics) This is the end Beautiful friend This is the end My only friend, the end Of our elaborate plans, the... Nolan's Cheddar... Seriously strong Award winning cheddar since 1950

Homer becomes a local celebrity after bowling a 300 game, but his fame quickly fades as "yesterday's news". After a botched suicide attempt foiled by Otto, Homer decides to spend time with Maggie after seeing Ron Howard spend time with his children. When Homer tries to teach Maggie swimming, he fails due to her mistrust of him, and has to pulled out the beach by Maggie. Eventually, Homer brings Maggie to a bowling game, where she bowls a perfect game.

Lisa becomes a ballerina at an academy and discovers that her natural talent is enhanced by second hand cigarette smoke from the other dancers. Meanwhile, Homer reveals that he has secretly been making beef jerky and is dismayed when a family of raccoons steals it.