The Stars and Stripes Forever
composed by John Philip Sousa

Lisa must defend Bart after he is accused of pulling an Easter prank on the school marching band. Meanwhile, Mr. Burns fulfills his dream of becoming a superhero, and Smithers pays the townspeople to be supervillains. Janet Reno guest stars.

When Chris learns that he is the heir to Carter's fortune but refuses to take the money Peter takes drastic measures to keep the wealth in the family.

In a crossover with Futurama, the Simpsons meet the Planet Express crew when Bender comes back through time to kill Bart in order to prevent the future from looking bad. Guest stars: Billy West, Katey Sagal, John DiMaggio, Phil LaMarr, Maurice LaMarche and Lauren Tom

Bart becomes Nelson's best friend, and discovers how possessive Nelson can be. Meanwhile, Homer finds himself hooked on one of Lisa's fantasy books and is conflicted in telling Lisa the truth when one of the endings turn out to be unhappy.

To impress Olive, Bluto and Popeye try to convince an Army recruiter to sign him up. Ah look at you. Give that guy the air. Oh yeah, I likes the air, and I'm going along, see? Oh yeah, I'm going out with her, see? Oh, is that so? Well I asked her first. Besides that, two's company and you're a crowd. Oop, I guess she's going with herself. I'm crazy about a man in a uniform. Would you like me if I wore a uniform? Why, I'd just love you. In the army! I want to join up. I've only got room for one, and he's got to be good. That's me, brother. Yeah, that's me. Take a look at this, just to give you an idea about what a big star I was in the movies. One of those big shots, you know. I guess it's kind of quiet now. It's kind of quiet around here, don't ya think? Well I'll make it a little noisy for you. What do you got there? Sissysparilla? Keep your eye on this. Here's some more. I can do that with a trick gun myself. Not bad. Ah, that's nothin'. Get a load of this, colonel. I played a dual role in this picture. Ha ha ha haha. Very good. If you think that's good, look at this. That's the horse. Ha ha ha ha. Wise men weep. Here's the horseplay I was in once. Ha ha haha. That's great. Why, I'm better than that one-eyed runt, and this will prove it. Another one of my big scenes here. Hey, come back with me girl. You can't take a ride and get away with it. Come up here and fight like a man. Hey, watch where you're going. Heavy traffic here. Ha ha ha ha. How do you like that? Yeah, but this is what followed. Let me see. Now this is where I do my stuff. Just what I need. Let me at him. Oh yeah? Hey, let me down. Lamb you down? I'll lamb you down. Hold onto your seat. I win, you lose. Ha ha ha ha. You're the man we want. Thanks your honor. You can't even carry a gun. Hold it. About face. At ease. Company, attention. Shoulder on. Forward march. Left right left right. Company, dismissed. Oh, Popeye in a uniform. Oh, Popeye. You know what I told ya I wanted a soldier I'm Popeye the Sailor Man A Paramount Picture Adolph Zukor presents A Max Fleischer cartoon Popeye the Sailor in I'm in the Army Now Copyrighted MCMXXXVI by Paramount Pictures Inc. All Right Reserved Directed by Dave Fleischer By Arrangement with King Features Syndicate, Inc. and Segar Approved Certificate No. 01214 Passed by the National Board of Review Western Electric Noiseless Recording Dance, Dancing Every Night Join Now / Recruiting Office Cigar $5000 reward Bluto the Bandit Spinach Thrill Ride Scenic Railway The End A Paramount Picture

Popeye the Sailor Meets Ali Baba's Forty Thieves is a two-reel animated cartoon short subject in the Popeye Color Feature series, produced in Technicolor and released to theatres on November 26, 1937 by Paramount Pictures. It was produced by Max Fleischer for Fleischer Studios, Inc. and directed by Dave Fleischer. Willard Bowsky was head animator, with musical supervision by Sammy Timberg. The voice of Popeye is performed by Jack Mercer, with additional voices by Mae Questel as Olive Oyl, Lou Fleischer as J. Wellington Wimpy and Gus Wickie as Abu Hassan. Popeye is enlisted in the U.S. Coast Guard and did not enlist in the Navy until 1941 in the Fleischer short The Mighty Navy. Although Ali Baba does not appear in this film, the band of Forty Thieves do, led by Abu Hassan (Bluto playing a "role"). Popeye, Olive Oyl, and J. Wellington Wimpy hear of Hassan's attack on a town in Arabia and fly there to capture him but their plane crashes as they enter a desert in Arabia. After getting lost in the desert, the group happens upon the town where the Forty Thieves attack. The Thieves abduct Olive and Wimpy, and Abu Hassan leaves Popeye hanging from a chandelier after failing to win a battle of wits with him (during which, demonstrating a magic trick, Popeye relieves Hassan of his long underwear, remarking "Abu hasn't got 'em any more!"). Popeye manages to break free and takes a camel to Abu's secret cave, where, unable to remember the magic word of "open sesame!", he breaks in using his pipe as a blowtorch. Inside the cave (giving the Fleischers a chance to show their Tabletop 3D background process), Popeye sneaks past the guards and attempts to free Olive and Wimpy. He confronts Abu Hassan and demands that he gives the Forty Thieves' stolen jewels back to the people. However, he is apprehended and thrown into a shark pit. Just before being eaten by a shark, Popeye tangles the shark's teeth together, and the shark goes back down into the water. Popeye then produces his spinach, opening it by commanding the can "Open sez me!" Now superpowered, Popeye defeats Abu Hassan, and all forty of the Thieves (counting every single one as he does so). The Thieves and Hassan are chained and made to drag a cart filled with the stolen jewels, Popeye, Olive, and Wimpy, back to town, where the townspeople await them with open arms. You better lock up your doors today 'Cause Abu Hassan is on his way Go in hidin' when I go ridin', Says me and my 40 thieves Your wives and children and money, too I'll steal them from you before I'm through I'm out gunnin', so start in runnin' From me and my forty thieves Abu Hassan! (Abu Hassan!) My gang's the roughest But I'm the toughest And that's no lie Abu Hassan! (Abu Hassan!) You've got to hand it To this bad bandit 'Cause I'm one terrible guy (Abu Hassan! Abu Hassan!) Oh Popeye, I've got a surprise. Left, right, tackle, present arms. Yep. Mwah! As you were! Attention! Right, up! Oh, if you aren't just too cute. Attention everybody! Alarm! Abu Hassan and the bandits have escaped! Last seen headed that-a-way. Which a-way? That-a-way. Ah, oh! Call to arms. All hands on deck. Wait for me! Hey, this ain't nothin' for women. We're out hunting bandits. Ceiling zero, visibility zero. Maybe we better try across the street. Maybe I should trade this in. Something is definitely wrong. I'm right, it's wrong! I wish there was a boardwalk on this beach. If I had some bread I'd make a sandwich if I had a witch. Food! A disappointment. Oh, Wimpy. Would you care to join us, young fella? You know that's one of those invisible mirages that you can't see on the desert. That's all it is. Rest. Come on, we got the green light with us. You know I could go for a nice chocolate soda right now. Popeye, Olive Oyl has collapsed completely. Woah! Keep your ? Come on Olive. We got to save little women and children from bandits. I'll get you out of this

Popeye the Sailor Meets Sindbad the Sailor is a two-reel animated cartoon short subject in the Popeye Color Feature series, produced in Technicolor and released to theatres on November 27, 1936 by Paramount Pictures. It was produced by Max Fleischer for Fleischer Studios, Inc. and directed by Dave Fleischer, with the title song by Sammy Timberg. The voices of Popeye and J. Wellington Wimpy are performed by Jack Mercer, with additional voices by Mae Questel as Olive Oyl, and Gus Wickie as Sindbad the Sailor. In this short, Sindbad the Sailor (presumably Bluto playing a "role") proclaims himself, in song, to be the greatest sailor, adventurer and lover in the world and "the most remarkable, extraordinary fellow," a claim that is inadvertently challenged by Popeye as he innocently sings his usual song while sailing by within earshot of Sindbad's island with Olive Oyl and J. Wellington Wimpy on board. Sindbad orders his huge roc, to kidnap Popeye's girlfriend, Olive Oyl, and wreck Popeye's ship, forcing him and Wimpy to swim to shore. Sinbad relishes making Olive his trophy wife, which is interrupted by Popeye's arrival. Sinbad then challenges the one-eyed sailor to a series of obstacles to prove his greatness, including fighting the roc, a two-headed giant named Boola (an apparent parody reference to The Three Stooges), and Sindbad himself. Popeye makes short work of the bird and the giant, but Sindbad almost gets the best of him until Popeye produces his can of spinach, which gives him the power to soundly defeat Sindbad and proclaim himself "the most remarkable, extraordinary fella." A subtly dark running gag features the hamburger-loving Wimpy chasing after a duck on the island with a meat grinder, with the intention of grinding it up so that he can fry it into his favorite dish, but the duck not only escapes, but also snatches away Wimpy's last burger in retaliation when he gives up. Many of the scenes in this short feature make use of the Fleischer's "Steroptical Process", or "Setback Tabletop" process, which used modeled sets to create 3D backgrounds for the cartoon. I'm Sindbad The Sailor, so hardy and Hale I live on an Island on the back of a Whale It's a whale of an island That's not a bad joke Its lord and its master is this handsome bloke Who's the most remarkable extraordinary fellow? Sindbad The Sailor! I scare off creation on land or on sea But talk about woman, they all fall for me I take my adventures where ever there found I don't want to brag folks, but I've been around Who's the most phenomenal extra special kind of fellow? Sindbad The Sailor! From the valley of serpents these diamonds I took I cleaned out those serpents with one dirty look! Ha ha! Serpents. Now look at this monster so strong and so huge He frighten King Kong, but he's only my stooge The capture of Boola for me was just fun Whoever said two heads are better than one? Who's the most phenominal extraordinary fellow? (Yous, Sinlouse The Sailor.) On one of my travels I ran into this Now there was a thrill I'd be sorry to miss He spread out his wings and the sunlight grew dim He took me in his beak, but I ran off with him Who's the most remarkable extraordinary fellow? Sindbad The Sailor! I'm afraid of nobody under the sun All I say is "BOO!" and my enemies run Who's the most remarkable extraordinary fellow? It's Popeye the Sailor man, a ga ga ga ga Popeye the Sailor man I'm strong to the finish Cause I eats me spinach I'm Popeye the Sailor man I'm one tough gazookas Which hates all palookas But takes on the up and square I biffs 'em and boffs 'em And always out-ruffs 'em But none of them gets nowhere! If anyone messes to risk, me fisk It's bop and it's wham, understand? So keep good behavior That's your one lifesaver With Popeye the Sailor Man! I'm Popeye the Sailor Man Popeye the Sailor Man I'm strong to the finich Ca

Severance (2006) is a British comedy horror film, written by James Moran, directed by Christopher Smith, and starring Danny Dyer and Laura Harris. In 2009, media interest in the film was revived following the alleged copycat murder of a UK teenager.

This commercial features Alan Greenspan, former Chairman of the Federal Reserve of the United States. The Apple IIc and money. People in high places are always asking me, "Alan, where does the money go?" If you wonder the same thing, I suggest an Apple IIc and Apple modem. Then you can call up your bank and see how much money you have. You can even pay off your bills automatically. If you have any money left over - congratulations. You're doing better than the government is. The Apple IIc, there's no telling how far it can take you. Dr. Alan Greenspan Former Presidential Advisor Apple IIc, Apple II c, Apple 2c, Apple 2 c

"Chromebook: For the Red & Blue" This commercial simple shows a lot of text while a famous marching band song by John Philip Sousa plays in the background. For Red For Blue For a laptop on every lap For sharing across the aisle For hours of energy independence For 2.4 lbs of freedom For cutting spending on software For no files left behind For increased cyber defense For your 2nd computer rights For standing up to viruses The $249 laptop from Google For everyone Samsung Introducing the new Chromebook The $249 laptop from Google For everyone Chrome Chromebook google.com/chromebook

"Victory Lap" This commercial shows a Hyundai Elantra driving down a quiet, wooded road. The car honks its horn every few seconds because it is taking a victory lap due to the award it won. In the background, the famous John Philip Sousa marching band song is being played on an acoustic guitar. When the team you love wins the championship, you have a parade, but when the car you drive wins a big award, what do you do? Well, you could do a victory lap around the neighborhood, but you might want to go easy on the horn. The Elantra - 2012 North American Car of the Year. The Elantra 2012 North American Car of the Year Hyundai - New thinking. New Possibilities.

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