(Chorus) Oh Lord, it's hard to be humble when you're perfect in every way I can't wait to look in the mirror 'cause I get better lookin' each day To know me is to love me I must be a hell of a man Oh Lord it's hard to be humble but I'm doing the best that I can I used to have a girlfriend but I guess she just couldn't compete With all of these love-starved women who keep clamoring at my feet Well, I prob'ly could find me another but I guess they're all in awe of me Who cares I never get lonesome 'cause I treasure my own company - Chorus - I guess you could say I'm a loner a cowboy outlaw tough and proud Oh I could have lots of friends if I wanna but then I wouldn't stand out from the crowd Some folks say that I'm egotistical hell I don't even know what that means I guess it has something to do with the way that I fill out my skin-tight blue jeans - Chorus -