- Date: April 30, 2000
- Type: Television Episode
This Television Episode plays The Yellow Rose of Texas performed by Traditional
Hal teaches Malcolm how to rollerskate, but Malcolm becomes so frustrated, he calls his father an obscene name. Meanwhile, Lois hurts her back (after screaming so loud at Reese for tracking mud in the house) and Francis fakes a back injury in order to get out of a camping excursion.