(What's So Funny 'Bout) Peace, Love, and Understanding
performed by Elvis Costello, John Legend, Leslie Feist, Stephen Colbert, Toby Keith, and Willie Nelson

Well a man come on the 6 o'clock news said somebody's been shot somebody's been abused somebody blew up a building somebody stole a car somebody got away somebody didn't get to far yeah they didn't get to far Grand pappy told my pappy back in my day, son A man had to answer for the wicked that he'd done Take all the rope in Texas Find a tall oak tree, round up all of them bad boys Hang them high in the street For all the people to see That Justice is the one thing you should always find You got to saddle up your boys You got to draw a hard line When the gun smoke settles we'll sing a victory tune And we'll all meet back at the local saloon And we'll raise up our glasses against evil forces singing whiskey for my man, beer for my horses We got too many gangsters doing dirty deeds too much corruption and crime in the streets It's time the long arm of the law put a few more in the ground Send 'em all to their maker and he'll settle 'em down You can bet he'll set 'em down Cause Justice is the one thing you should always find You got to saddle up your boys You got to draw a hard line When the gun smoke settles we'll sing a victory tune And we'll all meet back at the local saloon And we'll raise up our glasses against evil forces singing whiskey for my man, beer for my horses whiskey for my men, beer for my horses He knew Justice is the one thing you should always find You got to saddle up your boys, You got to draw a hard line When the gun smoke settles we'll sing a victory tune And we'll all meet back at the local saloon And we'll raise up our glasses against evil forces Singin' whiskey for my man, beer for my horses Singing whiskey for my man, beer for my horses

She was smitten from the first By a curious fellow She said I love the way you talk And with a flounce she then announces I love the way that you pronounce it: "Marshmallow" So she liked to sing along To her favourite song From the year that she was born She had mysterious affairs (?) (not sure this line is right) Until she woke up in the '80's CHORUS: So speak to me Just like you should And then you can say those wicked things And if you want We'll make it good Before my mood swings Well he looked like one of those Who would take off his clothes Like he would peel a tangerine No-one's been known to decline this Until I've found out what your sign is CHORUS(x2)

Colbert addresses topics including Wall Street, campaign finance, energy policy, eating on the campaign trail, and the United States Constitution. *America Again: Re-becoming the Greatness We Never Weren't received a 2014 Grammy Award Nomination for "Best Spoken Word Album".

Well a man come on the 6 o'clock news said somebody's been shot somebody's been abused somebody blew up a building somebody stole a car somebody got away somebody didn't get to far yeah they didn't get to far Grand pappy told my pappy back in my day, son A man had to answer for the wicked that he'd done Take all the rope in Texas Find a tall oak tree, round up all of them bad boys Hang them high in the street For all the people to see That Justice is the one thing you should always find You got to saddle up your boys You got to draw a hard line When the gun smoke settles we'll sing a victory tune And we'll all meet back at the local saloon And we'll raise up our glasses against evil forces singing whiskey for my man, beer for my horses We got too many gangsters doing dirty deeds too much corruption and crime in the streets It's time the long arm of the law put a few more in the ground Send 'em all to their maker and he'll settle 'em down You can bet he'll set 'em down Cause Justice is the one thing you should always find You got to saddle up your boys You got to draw a hard line When the gun smoke settles we'll sing a victory tune And we'll all meet back at the local saloon And we'll raise up our glasses against evil forces singing whiskey for my man, beer for my horses whiskey for my men, beer for my horses He knew Justice is the one thing you should always find You got to saddle up your boys, You got to draw a hard line When the gun smoke settles we'll sing a victory tune And we'll all meet back at the local saloon And we'll raise up our glasses against evil forces Singin' whiskey for my man, beer for my horses Singing whiskey for my man, beer for my horses