Submarines
performed by The Lumineers

This is a trailer for the 2013 film, 'Admission' starring Tina Fey, Paul Rudd, Lily Tomlin. "Admission Trailer" You all want to know the secret formula for getting in. To do her job well, the Admissions officer must be on the receiving end of an entire nation's application panic. You didn't challenge yourself academically. I'm worth a billion dollars. Endure the frustration of all the parents who just realized there isn't room for every organically fed, well tutored offspring. Please step away from the car. Do you like bundt cake? I do not. Let go! Of course, everyone thinks we're sadists, that we like saying no. Gymnastics national champion. And my father's Cuban. And in a wheelchair. We are in this job for one reason: to say Yes? It's John Pressman, from the New Quest school. I'd like for you to visit our campus. Can you please email me and I will call you back? Hey. Not so rough. How'd you like to have your udder yanked like that? Excuse me? I'd really like to introduce you to somebody. This is Jeremiah. I'm not really your typical student. My brain sort of goes on a little walkabout. He's a prodigy. The cow's in labor. Bye now. Best of luck with all that. Calm her down. Where is the bull that did this to you? He's probably out partying with his friends. Portia, I know this is all a bit abrupt. I think maybe Jeremiah's your son. Are you out of your mind? You need to leave. Now. Jesus! No means no. Mom, put the gun down! I got pregnant in college and I didn't think I could be a mother. Ever. It takes a village. Get your hands off my baby! You are not a student. Uh, Hi. I'm from Admissions and we like to check on our high school visitors. So, did you remember to bring your toothbrush? If I had to do what I'm supposed to be doing like you do, I'd kill myself. Did you just say if you were me, you would kill yourself? Portia, don't exaggerate. I know you didn't ask for this, but I care about this kid. This is the worst transcript I have ever seen. Portia, you didn't mean to put "High Consider", did you? He was a lost kid, and then he was found. I forgot you're in a very fragile state. Maybe you'd like to step outside, see how fragile I am. Only kidding. Thank you for your thoughts, Corrine. You wanna go out sometime? Yes. I mean with me. Oh, yes. I am an Admissions officer. There's nothing improper going on here. Oh God, the water just turned to ice! (Lyrics) I did spy periscopes Dead of night on the eastern coast The police made them jokes Told me I'd seen a ghost Everyone thinks I'm a liar No one knows the truth (Lyrics) If I were old, my dearest, you would be older But I would crawl upon your lap Oh what I wouldn't do If I had you, babe, I had you Oh what I wouldn't do (Lyrics) Don't listen to a word I say Hey! The screams all sound the same Hey! Though the truth may vary this ship will carry our bodies safe to shore Though the truth may vary this ship will carry our bodies safe to shore From the Director of About A Boy This Year One Admission Can Change Your Life Tina Fey Paul Rudd Admission Coming Soon www.admissionmovie.co.uk