(Sung to the same tune as Turkey in the Straw) 
 
Do your ears hang low? 
Do they wobble to and fro? 
Can you tie them in a knot? 
Can you tie them in a bow? 
Can you throw them o'er your shoulder like a continental soldier? 
Do your ears hang low? 
 
Do your ears hang high? 
Do they reach up to the sky? 
Do they droop when they are wet? 
Do they stiffen when they're dry? 
Can you semaphore your neighbour with a minimum of labour? 
Do your ears hang high? 
 
Do your ears flip-flop? 
Can you use them for a mop? 
Are they stringy at the bottom? 
Are they curly at the top? 
Can you use them for a swatter? Can you use them for a blotter? 
Do your ears flip-flop? 
 
Do your ears hang out? 
Can you waggle them about? 
Can you flip them up and down, 
As you fly around the town? 
Can you shut them up for sure when you hear an awful bore? 
Do your ears hang out?

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