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The Unauthorized Saved by the Bell Story Commercial (2014)

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Plot / Description

Clip from The Unauthorized Saved by the Bell Story - cast argues at photo shoot. 
"The Unauthorized Saved by the Bell Story sneak peek clip of cast photo shoot"

Voiceover / Dialog / Script / Spoken Word

All right, let's, uh, reset. If we could get the shots with the kids. Let's get some playful Zack and Kelly's first.  
Stop! You're tickling me! 
Can you believe her? Stop! You're tickling me! 
She knows you like him. 
Why does she have to be so flirty? 
All right, let's get the girls together! 
It's fine. 
Oh, sorry. Accident. 
Girls! Smile! 
Seriously, stop it. Enough! 
Alright, guys! Come on in! 
You're such a prick. 
Dustin! Language! 
You wanna say that to my face? 
Oh, is that supposed to scare me, 'cause it doesn't! 
Would you two shut up! 
He just called me a prick! I'll take him down right here. 
Enough! Guys! Come on. Let's see those characters. 
Oh, gross! You're sweaty! It's kinda gross. 
Will you please stop pushing me? 
It's too crowded. 
Come on, guys! Smile! Smiles! Guys! Big smiles! 
Well, the network didn't kill us, but the hormones might. 
(Lyrics) I'm ready, Slick, are you? 
Oh, yeah, break it down 
Girl, I, must warn you 
I sense something strange in my mind 
Situation is Serious 
Let's cure it 'cause we're running out of time 
It's oh, so beautiful 
Relationships they seem from the start 
It's all so deadly 
When love is not together from the heart 
It's drivin' me out of my mind! 
That's why it's hard for me to find 
Can't get it out of my head 
Miss her, kiss her, love her 
That girl is poison 
Never trust a big butt and smile 
That girl is poison 
If I were you I'd take precaution 
Before I start to meet fly girl, you know? 
'Cause in some portions 
You'll think she's the best thing in the world 
She's so fly 
She'll drive you right out of your mind 
And steal your heart when you're blind 
Beware she's schemin', she'll make you think you're dreamin' 
You'll fall in love and you'll be screamin', demon, hoo 
Poison, deadly, movin it slow 
Lookin' for a mellow fellow like DeVoe 
Gettin' paid, laid, so better lay low 
Schemin' on house, money, and the whole show 
he low pro hoe she'll be cut like an afro 
See what you're sayin', huh, she's a winner to you 
But I know she's a loser (How do you know?) 
Me and the crew used to do her!