DirecTV Commercial for NFL Sunday Ticket

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A small Asian man (stand-up comedian, Dat Phan), pets his Koi fish, which appears to be enormous, due to the unusually small stature of the man, who calls himself a "whale", because of his big gambling winnings. The "whale" walks through his house, followed by two girls, one blonde, one brunette, wearing white bikini bottoms and white button-down shirts, tied at their waists, carrying a bamboo pole and the other a remote control. The "whale" flops down on his couch, sitting in front of a giant Panda named Coco, watching 'Rango' on television as Coco eats the bamboo stick. It's a funny puzzler. I am small, but all the world call me whale. Because I'm big boy at the casino, everything I do is crazy big. So when DirecTV offer me biggest most popular TV package and best price ever, I go all in. The whale don't hesitate. You know what I'm talking about, right Coco? Now get the best offer of the year. Call 1-800-DIRECTV The best offer of the year directv.com 1-800-DIRECTV

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Watch the all your favorite NFL Football games on your TV and tablet. A woman wearing a Miami Dolphins jersey and khaki shorts is running across the street in a very snowy, cold neighborhood, carrying a palm tree. She takes the palm tree and "plants" it in her front yard, making her new home feel a little like her old home - in Miami. "DIRECTV NFL SUNDAY TICKET - Tree TV Spot" Man, I miss Miami. The worst thing about moving was not getting all my Dolphins games with cable. So I switched to DirecTV NFL Sunday Ticket. The only way to watch your favorite team no matter where you live. Starting to feel a lot more like home now. Become the world's most powerful fan. Get NFL Sunday Ticket included at no extra charge. Call 1-800-DIRECTV. NFL Sunday Ticket 2014 Season No Extra Charge directv.com 1-800-DIRECTV

With DIRECTV NFL SUNDAY TICKET, Peyton Manning knows he can watch any game live on his favorite mobile device, anywhere he goes. Really High Voice Peyton Manning can't, but he can sing with a barbershop quartet. Don't be like Really High Voice Peyton Manning. Upgrade to DIRECTV today. "Really High Voice Peyton Manning Commercial | DIRECTV NFL SUNDAY TICKET" Hi, I'm Peyton Manning, and I have DirecTV. And I'm really high voice Peyton Manning. And I have cable. Only DirecTV lets you watch NFL Sunday Ticket games live on all your devices. With cable, I can't do that. It's like [high-pitched screaming]. I get to take all the games with me. I sing with the Four Tunesmen. Don't be like this me. Get NFL Sunday Ticket only on DirecTV. Call 1-800-DIRECTV. (Lyrics) Camptown ladies sing this song Doo-dah, doo-dah Camptown Racetrack's five miles long Oh doo-dah day Goin' to run all night NFL Sunday Ticket 2015 Season No Extra Charge directv.com 1-800-DIRECTV DIRECTV Now part of the AT&T family

A man walking along an interstate, jumps over a bridge to land on top of a truck on the roadway below. "DIRECTV NFL SUNDAY TICKET - Truck TV Spot" When I had cable, I only got some of the games. But now with DirecTV NFL Sunday Ticket, I get every single game, every Sunday. Plus Red Zone Channel's included. I get it all, which is why I love heading home for the weekend. Become the world's most powerful fan. Get NFL Sunday Ticket included at no extra charge. Call 1-800-DIRECTV. NFL Sunday Ticket 2014 Season No Extra Charge directv.com 1-800-DIRECTV

A fantasy football fan is watching DirecTV Sunday Ticket with his buddies. When the football fan gets excited he claps. When he claps, his hands are so powerful that they create waves that blow his friends off their feet. "DIRECTV NFL Sunday Ticket - Clap Spot" Yeah! I'm big into fantasy football. That's why I got DirecTV NFL Sunday Ticket. They've got a new channel that's fully dedicated to nothing but fantasy. It takes you player to player live so you can see everything as it happens and watch your fantasy players rack up the points. Which kinda gets me excited. Become the world's most powerful fan. Get the new Fantasy Zone channel with NFL Sunday Ticket only with DirecTV. NFL Sunday Ticket 2014 Season No Extra Charge directv.com 1-800-DIRECTV

Don't be like Really High Voice Peyton Manning and his barbershop quartet. Upgrade to NFL SUNDAY TICKET today. "Really High Voice Peyton Manning & the Four Tunesmen" I sing with the Four Tunesmen. Don't be like this me. Get NFL Sunday Ticket only on DirecTV. Call 1-800-DIRECTV. (Lyrics) Camptown ladies sing this song Doo-dah, doo-dah Camptown racetrack's five miles long Oh, doo-dah day Goin' to run all night (all night) Goin' to run all day (all day) I bet my money on a bobtail nag Somebody bet on the bay Somebody bet on the bay Somebody bet on the bay NFL Sunday Ticket 2015 Season No Extra Charge directv.com 1-800-DIRECTV DIRECTV Now part of the AT&T Family