- Dates: December 2015 - April 2016
- Type: Television Commercial
In years past, there's been some discrepancy if Tracy has been naughty or nice? Well this year, he's been nothing but nice. What should Tracy get for this good behavior? Beats he hopes. It will be a Christmas miracle if he does. "TRACY MORGAN IN "A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE" PRESENTED BY BEATS" 'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even my Uncle Michael who was sleeping on the couch. I'm tired of the night before Christmas! What about that Thursday or that Saturday! Look. I'm a giver. I give to my kids, I give to my cousin Luther, even though he don't give it back. I give it good to my wife in the bedroom. Trace! Shush! Why, boo bee? The neighbors hear us moanin' and groanin' every night! It's time to let the love flow both ways. Tracy! Go to sleep! I am, hon! Just down here sleep talkin'. Cottage cheese! Night terrors! Woo. Ahh! Tracy, I know you better not be in that refrigerator! Ain't nobody in the refrigerator. If you don't get respect, you gotta take it! Last year there was some conjecture, of whether I'd been naughty or nice. But this year I can assure you, I've been nothing but nice. 'Cause I've been in a goddamn coma! Can't do nothin' in a coma. Can't even give it to the nurse. Damn sure can't get her pregnant. And what do I get for all this niceness? Beats I should hope. You know, the workout joints. I gotta get this weight off of me now. If you don't lose weight before June 24th, you gonna be fat all summer. Lame. Stupid. Broke. Santa? Is that you? I'm not Santa, I'm your son. Merry Christmas, Dad. How did you know I always wanted these? 'Cause you wrote Get Beats on my face when I was asleep. Ha ha ha! It's a Christmas miracle! (Lyrics) 'Cause I got a really big team And they need some really big rings They need some really nice things Better be comin' with no strings Better be comin' with no strings Hey, dad, what'd you get me? Uh, the gift of life. Food, health, insurance, my impeccable hairline, my sense of humor, a roof over your head, good credit, a trust fund and my style. (Lyrics) 'Cause I got a really big team And they need some really big rings They need some really nice things Better be comin' with no strings Better be comin' with no strings (Lyrics) Hallelujah, hallelujah Hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah beats Presents Tracy Morgan In A Christmas Miracle Don't Blow It Get Beats #GetBeats Beats Studio Wireless