Miller Lite Commercial

Originally aired on May 7, 1983, this commericals for Lite Beer from Miller features Milwaukee Brewers announcer Bob Uecker. Uecker was part of Miller's national ad campaign for many years and these commercials propelled Uecker to greater fame as an author and television personality. "1983 Bob Uecker Miller Lite Beer Commercial" All right, maybe I wasn't the greatest player of all time, but fans? They forgive and forget. Why, when I go in here, they'll be buying me my favorite beer. Lite beer from Miller. You Bob, uh, Uecker? Yeah, how're you doing? Ah, these fans, I love 'em. They know us ex big leaguers drink lite because it's less filling and it tastes great. Well, can't keep the gang waiting. The fans are always joking. Lite beer from Miller. Everything you always wanted in a beer. And less. Wow. They're having a good time in there. Bob Uecker "Mr. Baseball" Everything you always wanted in a beer. And less.

"Miller Lite - Catfight" This Super Bowl commercial features a blonde and brunette at an outdoor restaurant. The blonde says that Miller Lite tastes great. The brunette agrees, but says she drinks it because it's less filling. They are soon in a huge fight over their opinions. They knock over tables, slap each other, choke, punch, elbow, and throw each other around. Soon they end up in an city fountain and are all wet and ripping each other's clothes off. The next end up in wet cement like they are mud wrestling with nothing but their underwear on. In the end, it just turns out that it was two guys in a bar describing what would make a great commercial. Mmmm. Doesn't Miller Lite taste great? Yeah, but I drink it because it's less filling. Great taste! Less filling! Great taste! Less filling! Great taste! Less filling! Great taste! Less filling! Great taste! Less filling! Great taste! Less filling! Oh, man. Now that would make a great commercial. Who wouldn't want to watch that. Life is best told over a great tasting Miller Lite. It's at a place called Miller Time. I got an idea for the ending. Let's make out. Miller Lite, Miller Light Caution It's Miller Time True Pilsner Beer

A group of guys are at a bar, ordering Miller Lite in the new Vortex bottle. One of the men questions the difference between a regular bottle and the vortex bottle. The waitress tells him that he would be able to see the difference if he wasn't wearing his sunglasses in the dark bar at night. The sunglasses at night guy orders the Miller Lite in the vortex bottle. The men are drinking their beer, when the song "Sunglasses at Night" plays. His friend tells him that his song is playing, and the 'sunglasses at night' guy claims it's not his song, but turns his head away from the guys so he can sing along without them noticing. "I'll have a light beer too." "Sure. Regular bottle, or a Miller Lite Vortex bottle?" "Regular. I don't see what's so special about that one." "Well, it's got grooves. Maybe if you weren't wearing sunglasses in a dimly lit bar, you'd see that." "Just came from outside." "It's midnight." Man up and choose the Vortex bottle. It's specially designed grooves let that great Pilsner taste flow right out. "Vortex bottle." "And they're playing your song." "It's not my song." Miller Lite Taste Greatness

Miller invented light beer around the same time baby-boomers began to date, marry and procreate. So it's highly possible Miller Lite invented you too. You're welcome. "Population" Miller invented light beer, the original 96 calorie pilsner and that changed everything. This lead to fewer guys with beer bellies, which lead to more women attracted to those guys, which lead to dates, second dates, wedding bells and honeymoons. Which lead to hubbida, hubbida, boom! Which lead to you. Miller Lite. We invented light beer and you. You're welcome. Miller Lite 96 calories It's Miller Time

Today's forecast: 100% chance of beer. "Miller Lite | Storm" Storm warning. Cold front. Severe weather imminent. Original, 96 calorie, light pilsner tsunami headed directly from Milwaukee. It's Miller time. Miller Lite #ItsMillerTime