Nissan Heisman House Commercial

Nissan ad for Super Bowl XXXI (Super Bowl 31 1997) This Super Bowl ad begins with talking pigeons who are in the military. Their mission is to do a "bombing run" on a freshly washed car by pooping on it. Unfortunately, they chose a man driving a Nissan, and the driver is able to dodge all of their bombs. Alright flyboys, listen up. Today we're going to test your skills. See what you're made of. When you're up there, remember, you're not just birds - you're pigeons! Sky Rat, this is Dirty Bird. Do you read me? Dirty Bird, this here is Sky Rat. Copy. I've spotted a gold mine with a freshly washed beauty. Roger, Dirty Bird. Hoo-ey, let's rock and roll. Alright Skyrat, make it messy. Yeehaw! The boy's quick. Afterburners, afterburners. He's still clean D.B., and almost home free. Okay Sky Rat, I'll get him. I've got you. I've got you. Waaaa! Mayday. (Lyrics) Revvin' up your engine Listen to her howlin' roar Metal under tension Beggin' you to touch and go Highway to the Danger Zone Ride into the Danger Zone Highway to the Danger Zone Car Wash Nissan Enjoy the ride.

The commercial begins with a red Nissan Juke driving through the city. He is talking on the phone with someone who tells him they need donuts. He pushes a boost button on the dashboard and speeds off as if he is a superhero. He's speeding around passing people, and uses the dash computer / GPS to find the nearest doughnut shop. He pulls up to the donut store, hops out of the car, and smashes through the plate glass window of the shop, grabs a box of donuts, and speeds off again. He squeezes into a parking spot, then squeezes into the elevator as it is closing while the car locks itself. He runs through the office, dodging people and hopping over desks into the conference room where he slides the box of donuts to the boss just in time. Kowalczyk (Co-wall-chick). Emergency Kowalczyk. What is your emergency? The intern forgot the donuts for the status meeting. Bingo. It's okay. I'm on a mission. Professional Driver. Closed Course. Bang. That's right. We put a turbo on a sport crossover. The all-new Nissan Juke - innovation for success, innovation for all. Search Big House Donuts Restaurant 5353 West Chiat St tel: (800)-6477261 08:38 The All-New Nissan JUKE starting at $18,960 Nissan - shift the way you move

"Kidzilla" The commercial features a little boy, playing roughly with a bunch of 'toy' cars, that are miniature versions of various Nissan models. He makes them crash into each other, smashes them with his baseball bat, kicks them, covers them in dirt, plays with them in the bathtub, tosses them in the toilet, covers them in snails, smashes them into his mashed potatoes and lets the dog catch them in his mouth, attempts to saw one in half, and stomps on them with his shoes. All in an effort to show that Nissan puts it's cars through extensive testing to ensure customer satisfaction and safety. We put it through over 5,000 quality tests so it will stand up to just about anything. The Nissan Altima. Innovation that lasts. Innovation for all. Lyrics: You look like an angel Walk like an angel Talk like an angel But I got wise You're the devil in disguise Nissan Shift the way you move NissanUSA.com

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A wife tells her husband that she is pregnant. While excited, the husband goes out to the driveway, where his Nissan 370z is parked. He pulls and stretches the two-door sports car out to be a four-door sports sedan which ends up being a Nissan Maxima, to make room for his growing family. Woman: "It's positive." Man: "Positive?: Woman: "We're gonna have a baby!" Man: "We're gonna have a baby. We're gonna have a baby!" Voiceover: Nissan Maxima, the four-door sports car. Innovation for daddy. Innovation for all.

The guys observe Mike Rozier's unique sense of style. "Nissan Heisman House | Coordinated" Man I wish I could pull that off. Attention to detail, my friend. What day is it? Tuesday! Naw man, I can't be doing that. I'm gonna need an hour. Yeah, I gotta change suits. Go to NissanHeismanHouse.com to vote for the next Heisman. Nissan Heisman House Tuesday Get To Know The Heismans Nissan ESPN NissanHeismanHouse.com

"Nissan Heisman House | Backyard Football" The guys play a casual game of touch football. Featuring: RG3, Charles Woodson, Marcus Allen, Ricky Williams, Johnny Manziel, Tony Dorsett, John David Crow, George Rogers, Billy Sims, Andre Ware. Want some, get some. Sound good, sound good. Now we're ready. Let's do this. Game time! Let's play forward. Watch Tony, watch Tony. Touch, Charles. This is ridiculous. Who's blocking Charles? Charles is really going pretty hard. Listen. It's two-hand touch. I used two hands. (Lyrics) I'd say it was the right time Dreaming takes you nowhere Bodies working overtime Your money don't matter Playing, playing with the boys Staying, playing with the boys After chasing sunsets Nissan Heisman House Vote for the next Heisman. NissanHeismanHouse.com

Barry Sanders and Desmond Howard reminisce. "Nissan Heisman House | Flashback" Lemonade on the front porch? What are you guys, 80? Kids these days. Lemonade on the front porch? What are you guys, 80? Kids these days, Earl. I mean. Go to NissanHeismanHouse.com to vote for the next Heisman. (Lyrics) Part in the flow with consistence control they many souls I thought it's it, loaded by television shows Opinion show with Muslims Nissan Heisman House Baylor 10 Sooners 14 Oklahoma State 21 20 33 Get to know the Heismans Nissan ESPN

Earl Campbell and Sam Bradford hash out the Red River Rivalry. "Nissan Heisman House | Rivalry" Really? You filled my bedroom with footballs? And a water balloon. You mess with the bull... Go to NissanHeismanHouse.com to vote for the next Heisman. Nissan Heisman House Sooners 14 20 Get to know the Heismans Nissan ESPN NissanHeismanHouse.com

Some Heismans like their cereal more than others. Featuring: RG3, Charles Woodson, Marcus Allen, Ricky Williams, Johnny Manziel, Tony Dorsett, John David Crow, George Rogers, Billy Sims, Andre Ware, and Doug Flutie "Nissan Heisman House | Flutie Flakes" Guys! These boxes are almost 20 years old! Nissan Heisman House Get To Know The Heismans Nissan ESPN Vote for the next Heisman at NissanHeismanHouse.com