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"Esurance Space Fender Bender" This commercial parody of Star Trek begins with a starship captain complaining about how the USS Enterprise always gets all the good missions. There is a sudden crash and explosion, and he gets excited that he might actually see some action. Unfortunately, it's just an alien space ship that bumped into his, and they need to exchange insurance information. The green alien to hit them is very apologetic, but assures them everything's going to be alright because he has Esurance. The captain and a crew member are concerned about a bump on his head, and the alien is only emotionally hurt that they are making fun of his perfectly normal alien head. I'm just saying. Why does the Enterprise get all the good missions. Here we go. On screen. I'm very sorry. I think I ran into you. It's space. You couldn't go around me? Don't worry, I have esurance. Their modern tools let me customize my policy. Are you okay? You look a little banged up. You look pretty jacked up there. That's my face. Oh. See Star Trek: Into Darkness in theaters May 17. Go to esurance's Facebook page for a chance at free movie tickets Viewscreen Incoming transmission esurance Insurance Card Star Trek: Into Darkness in theaters May 17 esurance Insurance for the modern world facebook.com/esurance

"Pass It On Sweepstakes" Every day, Esurance uses technology to save money. Then we pass those savings on to you. And for the big game this year, we’re doing that again. In a BIG way. This 2016 Super Bowl ad for Esurance starts with a football made out of $100 bills. A punter comes and kicks the ball and it lands in a cafe, breaking glasses and spilling coffee everywhere. A woman picks it up and passes the ball of money. The ball breaks through a man's window as he's coming out of the shower in a towel. He throws the ball back out his window into a nuclear facility which causes a man to drop a container of toxic waste on the floor. He then throws the ball and a man on a riding lawn mower catches it. Now that his hands are full, the lawn mower crashes through a fence. He passes it off and it hits a man holding a kale smoothie in an elevator causing the drink to spill all over the place. Esurance uses technology to save people money, and they pass those savings on to you. So tonight, look out for Tweets from Esurance at the beginning of every commercial break and pass them on with a retweet. They've got over a million dollars to give away, and every retweet is another chance to win. Oh, geez! It's kale. An insurance company that passes its insurance savings on to you? That's insurance for the modern world. Esurance. Retweet #EsuranceSweepstakes Every retweet is another chance to win esurance insurance in the modern world esurance, and AllState company

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As a proud sponsor of the 2015 US Open, we're teaming up with the Bryan brothers to show you why sorta Mike Bryan isn’t Mike Bryan, and sorta you isn’t you. "Sorta Mike Bryan" Serving first, Mike and Bob Bryan. Hey! Come on, Bobby! You're not my brother. Well, I'm sorta your brother. We both drive a sweet ride, we're both better looking than you and we both command total respect on the court. Now come on! Let's get monkey on these fools. Esurance helps make sure you only pay for what's right for you, not someone sorta like you. He's right, you know. I am better looking than him. Really? Esurance. Proud sponsor of the US Open. sorta you isn't you esurance insurance for the modern world esurance.com/usopen Official Car Insurance Sponsor Of The US Open

Like photocopier "selfies," saving 15 percent on car insurance in 15 minutes isn't how it works anymore. "Milton: Photography Fanatic" So, what's this? Check it out! I just saved 15% on car insurance in fifteen minutes, so I took a selfie to show everyone how happy I am. Really? Because esurance saved me money in half that time. Can I? Oh, you can be in it! No need to photobomb me. Hashbrown selfie. Yeah, that's not how it works. Fifteen minutes for a quote isn't how it works anymore. Start with a quote from esurance and you could save money on car insurance in half the time. Welcome to the modern world. Esurance. Backed by Allstate. Click or call. Milton Photography Fanatic #esurance esurance you could save money in half the time insurance for the modern world esurance.com | 1-800-ESURANCE an Allstate company