Plot / Description
"Get The Ultimate Destiny Experience on PlayStation at Walmart"
1: You get Destiny for PS4?
2: Got it at Walmart.
1: Did you also pick up some better gaming skills?
2: Didn't need those.
1: Well, drop in on my strike mission cause I'm pinned down. I could use some teamwork.
2: Shocker. I'm shocked that you're pinned down.
1: Less talk, more cover fire.
2: I got your back. I'll kill some bad guys, change your diapers, whatever it takes.
1: I would get your back, but I literally can't cover that much area.
2: You're like a stunt man. A stunted growth man.
1: You know how you could become legend?
1: By actually pulling your own weight. I mean I would pull your own weight, but I don't have like a winch.
2: You know how you can become legend?
2: By finally ordering off the grownup menu.
1: Your cowardice is legendary.
2: Your fear is legendary.
1: Your rear is legendary.
2: Your visible ear wax is legendary.
1: Your attention to my earwax is legendary. Why are you looking at my ears all the time?
2: Your nose hair is legendary.
1: You know, your neck has a neck which is weird.
2: Seriously, I've seen zip-lines shorter than your nose hair.
1: We're humanity's last chance.
2: Well, I am.
1: Well, mostly me.
2: Humanity is like, "Thank you, Steve."
1: Humanity is like, "We're all good here. I think Nick's got us covered."
2: You're welcome, humanity.
1: No thanks, humanity.
2: Humanity, Steve's got this.
1: Well, then, humanity's doomed.
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