Stop living with half-fast Internet. Only Verizon FiOS comes with SpeedMatch where upload speeds are as fast as download speeds. 
"Half-Fast Internet vs. Verizon FiOS (:30)"

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We thought our cable internet was fast. 
But our uploads are half the speed of our downloads. So our internet is really half fast. 
So half-fast. 
Someone did a half-fast job posting our vacation pics. 
When I post my slow jams, I'm a little half-fast. 
Totally half-fast. 
Stop living with half-fast internet. Only Verizon comes with speed match. Uploads as fast as downloads.  
So his homework won't be so half-fast. 
That is up to him.

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Stop living with half-fast Internet. 
Introducing Speed Match 
Only on FiOS 

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