Progressive Commercial

There's a moment we all must face in life. A time when the larger grown-up world comes knocking, with all its consequences, bills and responsibilities. And then one day we realize the truth: We're becoming our parents. Progressive can't protect you from becoming your dad, but we can protect your home and auto. "Group Session - Progressive Insurance Commercial" Hi, everyone. Welcome to our Daddyostasis support group. Got some new friends this week. Welcome, good to see you. I'm Rick. I'm the group leader. What we like to do here is start with our mantra. We are not our dads. We are not our dads. Jim, why don't we start with you this week. Well, yeah, like most of you, um, we just bought a house. Very nice. Atta boy! And yeah, now I'm turning into my dad. I text in full sentences. I refer to every child as "Chief". This hat was free. What am I supposed to do, not wear it? Next thing you know, I'm telling strangers, Defense wins championships. Well it does. Right? Why is the door open? Are we trying to air condition the whole neighborhood? Now I'm the guy who gets up at 5:00 just to tell people I'm up at 5:00. I woke up at 4:00. Let's not one-up. No one wins with a one-up. OK? Do you see how he let the dad-ness overtake him? Uh, Jim. Go ahead. Yeah, you know at least it's not totally hopeless. I bundled home and auto on the internet with Progressive. Oh, nice! Yeah. And I know what a me me is now. Some of them are funny! You know? Some of them, some of them are...oh, but other ones are funny! Yeah. I think it's a meme. I don't think it is. No, I think it's me me, because it's two me's spelled me me. Yeah. Meme. Progressive can't save you from becoming your parents, but we can save you money when you bundle home and auto. I mean, why would I replace this? It's not broken. Works great. World's Greatest Dad Progressive Home, Auto & More Progressive.com Local Agent

Primetime | Progressive Insurance Commercial Jamie is SO Hollywood he can't even remember what day it is. Jamie walks onto set like he is a star, but gets in the way of a commercial shoot that he's not supposed to be in. He leaves his car in a no parking area, throws his coat to someone who doesn't bother to catch it, drinks a juice box and throws it on the floor, and signs a kid's hat who doesn't want the signature. Some of us were born for this. To protect people. To help them save. With a Home and Auto bundle from Progressive. Ahh. I was born for this. And now it's prime time. Cut. Jamie, what are you doing? You're not even in this one. I thought it was Thursday. Sorry. It is. I thought -- I thought it was last Thursday. What's my motivation? To get out of the shot. Is this good?

A Capella - Progressive Insurance Commercial The Superstore A Capella group – yes, we have one. I didn't believe it. Again. I want to believe it. I'm not hearing the confidence. OK. Hold the name your price tool. Power of options based on your budget. And! Oh, my angels! (Lyrics) Ooh heaven is a place on earth Ooh baby do you know what that's worth? Ooh We'll make heaven a place on earth Ooh heaven is a place on earth 1-800-PROGRESSIVE Progressive.com Progressive Local Agent | Progressive.com

"NightTerrors - Progressive Insurance commercial" Flo talks to a super creepy ventriloquist doll about the name your price tool at Progressive. Turns out it's just a nightmare that one of the insurance competitors is having. The Name Your Price tool is part of the nightmare, but the Creepy Ventriloquist doll is very real. Just tell us your budget and the name your price tool helps you find a whole range of coverages. No one else gives you options like that. No one at all. No one at all. No one. Wake up! You OK, buddy? I just had a dream that Progressive had this thing called... It isn't a dream, is it? Nope. Sorry! Oh, that thing freaks me out. He can hear you. He didn't mean that, Kevin. Yes he did. Keeping our competitors up at night. Now that's Progressive. 1-800-PROGRESSIVE Progressive.com

"Double Life - Progressive Insurance Commercial" Dale? Dale! Oh, hey Rob. What's with the minivan? That's not mine, I don't... Dale, honey, is your tummy still hurting or are you feeling better to ride in the front seat? Oh, is this one of your motorcycling friends? Hey, chin up there, Dale. Lots of bikers also drive cars. In fact, you can save big if you bundle them both with Progressive. I'd like that. Great! Ooh, you've got soft hands. He uses my moisturizer. See ya, Dale. Bye, Rob. Progressive Local Agent | Progressive.com