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One of the greatest men in history has been training all year for One Big Night. Watch "ARMOUR CLAUS" do it all so he can deliver when it matters most. Tony Cox (Marcus - Bad Santa) is the lead elf on Santa, er, Armour Claus' team. He and his other co-workers go to Dick's Sporting Goods with the buffed up Santa Claus to do some shopping for ColdGear from Under Armour in preparation for Santa's big night. 
 
"Training All Year"

Voiceover, Dialog, Spoken Text, Script, or Lyrics

My man has been training! Ever since he signed that deal with Under Armour. No more Jolly St. Nick. My man got himself jacked just to show the entire world when the big night comes he can do it all, baby. That's Armour Claus. 
Hey, team! Let's get shopping! 
Come on, push it!  
Ho ho ho. 
Get to Dick's Sporting Goods, the official supplier of Under Armour to the North Pole workshop. 
Here, and make sure the points go on my Scorecard. 
What?! 
 
(Lyrics) Rhymes so loud and proud you hear it 
It's Christmas time and we got the spirit

Written Text

Under Armour 
Stay Warmer Longer. 
Every Season Starts At Dick's Sporting Goods 
The Under Armour Coldgear Headquarters 
Under Armour 
Official Supplier North Pole

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