If you want to be visited by the Ghost of Ordering Past, you should call to order a pizza. But, if you don't want that, you should use us.  
"Evil Phone"

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Jerry's pizza? The usual? Ah! Evil phone! What do you want? 
Pepperoni will become anchovies and you'll hate it. 
I've got this. Jerry's is on GrubHub. 
Don't phone it in. Order delivery online. GrubHub. Click. Click. Food.

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