Our snake was fake, but the dangers of running out of contacts are very real. #NeverRunOutOfContacts #EatenAlive 
"1-800 CONTACTS: Snake (Feet First)"

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I'm not gonna lie to you. I'm all out of options. 
Hey, tickle him. See what happens.  
I'm two days away from going to Cancun and completely out of contacts. My wife wants to scuba dive. 
Do I have to do everything myself? 
I can't scuba dive without my contacts. It's dangerous. I could get eaten by something.  
I knew I should've gone in feet first.  
Never run out of contacts. With the most prescriptions in stock, guaranteed. 

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Never Run Out Of Contacts 

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