No kale, soy or quinoa here. Just 100% Big Mac. There is only one. McDonald’s. Choose Lovin’. 
"McDonalds: Unapologetic Big Mac."

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All vegetarians, foodies and gastronauts, kindly avert your eyes. You can't get juiciness like this from soy or quinoa. This is not Greek yogurt. Nor will that ever be kale. In it's lifetime it won't be deconstructed or infused. And while it is massive, its ego is not. And therefore needs no introduction. Ba da ba ba ba.

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Not Greek Yogurt 
Will Never Be Kale 
It Is Massive 
its ego is not 
i'm lovin' it

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