"Charmin Bears | Airport Security" 
This ad shows the Charmin bears at an airport (bearport?). The father bear is getting searched by a TSA agent with a metal detector. He is labelled "clean", and he knows it's true because of his Charmin Ultra Strong toilet paper.

Voiceover, Dialog, Spoken Text, Script, or Lyrics

Oh boy. This always happens to your father. 
You're clean. 
You got that right. Bam! 
Just gotta check your bags. 
Oh, Charmin Ultra Strong. You're cleaner than I thought. 
Charmin Ultra String cleans so much better. It meets even the highest standards of clean. With a soft DuraClean texture, Charmin Ultra Strong is four times stronger, and you can use up to 4 times less. 
Are you good to go, hun? 
Cleaner than ever. 
Roto-Rooter approved. Charmin is clog-free, or it's free.

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Baggage Claim 
Departure Lounge 
Terminal 5 
Lane 1 
Charmin Ultra Strong 
Cleans Better! Use up to 4X less! 
Leading Bargain Brand 1000 
Grizzly Airlines 
Use less with DuraClean texture 
Clog Safe. Septic Safe.

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