Avast! 1-800-CONTACTS reveals the real reason pirates wear eye patches.
"1-800-Contacts "Pirate Plank" (:30)"
Voiceover, Dialog, Spoken Text, Script, or Lyrics
Oh you think you've got it bad? I ripped another contact this morning. And I'm all out of left contacts so I have to wear this stupid eye patch. But now, I just look ridiculous.
Aaaahh! Cliche! Cliche!
Never run out of contacts. With complimentary torn lens replacement.
Never Run Out Of Contacts
1 800 Contacts