Avast! 1-800-CONTACTS reveals the real reason pirates wear eye patches. 
"1-800-Contacts "Pirate Plank" (:30)"

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Oh you think you've got it bad? I ripped another contact this morning. And I'm all out of left contacts so I have to wear this stupid eye patch. But now, I just look ridiculous.  
Aaaahh! Cliche! Cliche! 
Thanks, Steve. 
Never run out of contacts. With complimentary torn lens replacement. 

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Never Run Out Of Contacts 
1 800 Contacts

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