"Newcastle Brown Ale's Call for Brands, featuring Aubrey Plaza"
Brands of America, football is a team sport. And now marketing is too. Introducing Newcastle’s Band of Brands. #BandOfBrands
Since Anheuser-Busch (Budweiser / Bud Light) has exclusive rights to running beer ads during the Super Bowl, Newcastle Brown Ale doesn't have a chance to participate, but they could run "local" ads that are only shown in certain areas of the country. They have "suggested" that other companies and brands band together and buy a Super Bowl ad with numerous products advertised in the same 30 second spot. Sarcastic Aubrey Plaza (April Ludgate from Parks and Recreation) stars in this commercial.
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This is the United States of Winning, and we're taking it to the end zone every day. Because in America, there are no time-outs, and it's Americans like you that make America so American. American. America.
Yup. Wow, that was so moving. Uh, Big Game advertising, right? A great way for big brands to blow $4 million on 30 seconds of air time. But, hey! Why do big brands have all the fun? Why do they get to blow all their money? Shouldn't the little guys have a chance?
Well, Newcastle Brown Ale has come up with a totally exciting, sexy, brilliant solution. The Newcastle Band of Brands. Get ready. This one's going to be... fun?
That's right. We're looking for brands, like, I don't know - maybe your brand to chip in for an ad we can all be proud of because all 20 to 30 brands are crammed into it. Look at this adorable dog that could make your battery brand more appealing to high-earning mothers ages 35 to 44. And look at this mouth. These white teeth that could be shilling your product on national TV. Look at this boring landscape that could be beautified with your logo.
That's right. Instead of blowing Newcastle's marketing budget, let's team up to blow all of our marketing budgets together. That's called teamwork. We could help your brand sell tons of whatever the fuck your brand sells. America, you're already sharing your bikes and rides and turning your spare bedrooms into disappointing bed and breakfasts - why not use the sharing economy to share our success? Look, use your fucking fingers and log on to NewcastleBandOfBrands.com - it's a web site - and find out how our brand can help your brand help our brand (most importantly). Football's a team sport. Now advertising is too.
Newcastle Brown Ale's Band of Brands
The One and Only Newcastle Brown Ale
Plumbing Queen Plumbing Solutions
Turbo Charge X Batteries with Character
R. Reinhart Peanuts
Your Teeth Toothpaste
Soap for People with Skin
Palomine Washing Machine Co.
Very Fast Air
Tidy Heidi's Cleaning Company
Bacon on Everything
Mister Sister Zipper Fixer
Fernando Salsa Classes
Bears & Chairs Furniture
Samson's All Purpose Fertilizer
Uncle George Organic Horseradish 1951
Ashton Atlas Pure Maple Syrup
Croda & Sons Construction LLC
Big Dan Audio
Beterson's Pet Supply
IT IT Solutions
Check Twice Tax Service Company
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Log on to NewcastleBandOfBrands.com and find out how your brand might help our brand help your brand. (If our legal team lets us work with you - Restrictions apply.)
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