These guys have a problem with Doritos.
Two men are standing on a sidewalk, stomping on and beating something on the ground with baseball bats. A woman comes running up, ready to jump in and stop the beating. The two men are smashing a bag of Doritos. The woman wants to know why they hate Doritos so much. They explain that they don't hate Doritos, but in fact love them. Their problem? They have mouths that are tiny, so they have to smash the Doritos in order to be able to eat them.
"Doritos Tiny Mouth"
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Hey! Why do you guys hate Doritos so much?
We don't hate Doritos. We love Doritos.
Yeah, we just got these tiny mouths.
Gotta crunch 'em up.
Can't fit 'em in my mouth.
I got a tiny mouth too.
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