One day a year, things get weird, and Cat teaches Kitten the game-plan in this hilarious teaser for “Dear Kitten: Regarding the Big Game." 
"Dear Kitten: Regarding the Big Game (TEASER) – Purina® Friskies"

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Dear kitten,  
Today is what the humans call "the big game". And let me warn you, it gets weird. First, they compete to see who can look the dumbest while taking up as much room as possible. Check me out, kitty got a big belly. Once situated, they begin to cover themselves with moist food. I think they get points for getting it close to the mouth, like bocce maybe. I can't tell exactly what significance the costumes have, but I'm pretty sure that one is the idiot. At random intervals they all shout, and the person who gets up the fastest and shouts the loudest is the winner and gets to hit everyone else. But kitten, you and I have our own game to play. Don't run and hide. Be aggressive. Jump on the table, jump on laps, knock things over. And then I have something up my sleeve. Three, two, one. They pick up the kitties and give us a custom ride to the wet food. The only prize worth competing for. Kitty get what he wants.

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