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There’s something going down on the playground. Don’t they know that everyone has their own way of parenting? But when it comes down to it, we’re all on the same side. Help us put an end to the judgment by sharing this video with every parent you know. 
 
"The Mother ‘Hood Official Video"

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Oh look. The breast police have arrived. 
100% breast-fed straight from the source. 
Drug-free pool birth. Dolphin assisted. 
Oh. 
But you push, we cuddle. 
Yeah, cuddling is bonding. 
Helicopter mom, twelve o'clock.  
Must be mommy's day off. 
Oh, that's sexist. What? You wanna go or something? 
Oh! Disposable diaper. Well, apparently we don't care about the environment.  
Oh look! It's crunchy granola mom! 
It's getting real. 
I wonder what it's like being a part-time mom. 
Ooh. 
Stay-at-home moms. 
I wonder what they do all day.  
Mani pedis. 
Looks like some moms are too lazy to breast feed. 
Someone came with their nipples blazing.  
Oh yeah, well I pump during conference calls. 
Yeah. 
Hello. 
It's not all about the breasts.  
Well, actually, yeah it is. 
No it's not. 
No, it's about the breasts. 
No it's not. 
You want a piece of this? 
Oh! Oh! You want a piece of this? 
Well I'll show you some scream free parenting! 
Bring it. 
Nipples up, ladies. 
It's go time. I think. 
Yeah. 
Yeah. Go. 
Let's go. 
Hold me back, hold me back. 
Let's do this! 
Oh. Oh wait you guys. You guys.

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No matter what our beliefs, we are parents first.  
Welcome to the Sisterhood of Motherhood. 
Similac 
#SisterhoodUnite

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