ESPN Commercial for SportsCenter

A man at an office party is giving out some uncomfortably long hugs to his co-workers. The hugs are not a sign of affection, but an attempt to catch the BCS on other people's computers. Don't be the office hugger, just download the WatchESPN app, and get all the sports information you crave. "Watch ESPN App - BCS Commercial" This season, embrace all that you love. Don't miss a minute of the BCS. Download the WatchESPN app or visit WatchESPN.com . (Lyrics) Over, over somebody else's shoulder Well over somebody else's shoulder I fell in love with you BCS Bowl Championship Series ESPN Continues through January 7th WatchESPN Download the APP or visit WatchESPN.com

There's No Place Like Sports There's no stage that continues to surprise, unite and inspire us when we think we've seen it all. There's no place like sports. The leader of this Pittsburgh Defense is not getting up. The ripple effect of our actions can be enormous. Just never give up, no matter what nobody tell you. Just keep moving. I'm gonna love you forever and you've given me the most precious moment. 10.75! Somebody tell you we can't do something, I guess we'll just show 'em. Williamson... The 45 jerseys being placed on the mound. Where Else Do We Dream Of Defeating Our Heroes? Where Else Do You Fight For More Than A Win? Where Else Is An Injury Just The Beginning? Where Else Are Mountains No Match For A Ten-Year-Old? Where Else Is Standing Up The Bravest Thing You Can Do? Where Else Does A Walk-On Become The MVP? Where Else? There's No Place Like Sports ESPN

"ESPN College Football 2017-18 | Hype Video" College Football is Back. Who's IN? (Lyrics) Do you believe that you can win this fight tonight? Do you believe that you can walk on water? Do you believe that you can win this fight tonight? Do you believe that you can walk on water?

This commercial shows some of the various mishaps that have happened to guy's fantasy football leagues in the past such as having to ride with two guys on a bike due to the gas shortage, to a guy getting a huge horse and cowboy tattoo on his back because he lost a bet, as well as a "karaoke draft" where people made their picks while singing. This ad makes reference to the 2011 NFL lock-out and that you shouldn't worry too much about it - ESPN's online league will be ready when the games begin. Announcer: From the gas shortage of '01 Guy on Back of Bike: Dude, we're gonna miss the first round Guy on Bike: Would you please put your hands on my shoulders. Announcer: To the gentleman's bet of '04 Guy with Tattoo: It's not that bad. I love the horse. Announcer: To the karaoke draft of '06 Guy Singing: I'm going down, down, down, down on my knees. Announcer: Your fantasy league survived. It will survive a little lockout. Lock in your fantasy for free at ESPN.com Round #5 - Housh Fantasy Forever ESPN Fantasy Football

"Definitions" This commercial shows two men talking about their teams, or rather, talking about how bad their rival team is. This is a rivalry between the "red" and "blue" teams, and this split screen commercial shows one fan from each side, and how they are each saying the same bad things about the other. The funny thing is, each person is insulting the other side, and the only difference between their lives is that they root for different teams. Their families, friends, bars, homes, TVs, jobs, girlfriends, and neighborhoods are all basically the same. Red: If I'd a been born a blue, I'd be a proper fake. Blue: If I'd a been born a red, I'd be a right moppet. Both: A miserable git. Red: I'd be born a right divvy. Blue: A real divvy. Both: And a real scummy mum and dad. Real mingers they would be. I'd be born a billy-no-mates. My life would be a tragedy. I'd probably have some crap job. Blue: Chips are up. Both: I wouldn't have such a fit bird now, would I? Girlfriends: My name's Becky. Red: I'd have no life, no friends, no future. Blue's Girlfriend: He's be at home, sittin' on his tod. Both: If I'd a been born over there, I'd a been born a right plonker. Red: Can't even imagine it. Blue: Can't even imagine it. Both: Good job I was born here. Fake - A person who appears otherwise they he/she actually is. Moppet - A foolish person. A child. Git - An absent-minded, or naive person. Divvy - A stupid person. A simpleton. Minger - An unattractive or malodorous person. Billy-No-Mates - Someone without friends. Fit Bird - A hot/attractive woman. Sitting on His Tod - On his own; alone. Plonker - An absent-minded, or naive person. A person prone to making mistakes. It's not crazy. It's sports. ESPN Salford Lads Club

"This is SportsCenter - John Clayton" This commercial begins with Neil Everett of SportsCenter praising the work of John Clayton. We then see Clayton being interviewed on the sports show, and when the interview is over we see that he is actually filming the interview in his room in front of an ESPN poster. He stands up and pulls off the fake velcro suit to reveal a sleeveless Slayer shirt under it. He pulls a scrunchy out of his hair to reveal the longest, wort mullet in history, and then pumps up the heavy metal in his room full of rock and metal posters. He then hops on his bed, picks up some old Chinese takeout and yells to his mom that he's done with his sandwich. It's hard to find and expert more dedicated than John Clayton. He's the consummate pro. We'll see how the 4-3 and cover-3 work together. John Clayton with the latest. Thanks, Dan. Take care. Whenever we need a brilliant insight, he's available at the drop of a hat. He mom, I'm done with my sandwich. Neil Everett - SportsCenter Anchor Implications of new defensive packages in the NFC West ESPN Slayer This is SportsCenter ESPN Sports Center

"This Is SportsCenter - Henrik Lundqvist" This commercial shows SportsCenter anchor, Robert Flores talking to the staff about how their cafeteria just hired a new chef. Unfortunately, no one can understand him except for Swedish NHL hockey player, Henrik Lundqvist. We see Lundqvist at the cafeteria in front of another man as the Swedish Chef from The Muppets tells them about the daily specials. The guy has to ask Henrik what the Chef said, so he "translates" letting the man know that the day's specials are pickled herring and blodkorv (blood sausage). When the next woman in line asks for a hamburger, the Swedish Chef gets very angry. We've recently hired a world-renowned chef for the cafeteria, but the only person who seems to understand him is Henrik Lundqvist. (Swedish Chef speaking in his normal voice) Henrik, what'd he say? He said today's specials are a pickled herring and blodkorv. Bloodkorv? You know, we're a global company. It's about time our menu reflected that. I'll just have a hamburger. (Swedish Chef angrily yelling) Robert Flores SportsCenter Anchor Rangers Reebok Lundqvist This is SportsCenter Sports Center, bork bork bork