There’s a reason buffering rhymes with suffering. But don’t take our word for it. Just ask these birds. 
A universal hatred of buffering is what unites all creatures in the animal kingdom. Come back home to a better network. 
"Verizon Commercial | Migration"

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Watch as these magnificent creatures take flight. Soaring away from home towards the promise of a better existence. But these birds are suffering. Because this better place turned out to have an unreliable cell phone network, and the videos on their little bird phones kept buffering. Birds hate that. So they came back home. Because they get $300 for switching back to Verizon and so can you. Verizon. Come home to a better network.

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Come home and get $300. 
When you trade in your phone and buy a new one until July 23rd. 

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