Plot / Description
Now don’t get me wrong, I take it as a compliment when those famous Hollywood actors dress up and pretend to be me, Colonel Sanders. But I’m the only me, so I’ve come back to dress up and pretend to be me, which isn’t really pretending since I’m me for real. I’m not sure that makes sense, but what does make sense is my delicious and bountiful $5 Fill Up Meal.
"Kentucky Fried Chicken | Celebrity Colonel"
It's come to my attention that there's an impostor Colonel out there. He's trying to be me. That's crazy. They can't just grab some super funny Hollywood actor, throw a white suit on him and try to pass him off as the real Colonel Sanders. And I should know because I am Colonel Sanders and this is my incredibly delicious $5 Fill Up meal. I'm Colonel Sanders. I know that. It's finger lickin' good.
$5 Fill Ups
Kentucky Fried Chicken
"It's finger lickin' good"