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Ash vs Evil Dead follows Ash, the stock boy, aging lothario and chainsaw-handed monster hunter who has spent the last 30 years avoiding responsibility, maturity and the terrors of the Evil Dead. When a Deadite plague threatens to destroy all of mankind, Ash is finally forced to face his demons –personal and literal. Destiny, it turns out, has no plans to release the unlikely hero from its “Evil” grip. 
 
"Ash vs Evil Dead | Official Trailer | STARZ"

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My uncle is a shaman. When I was a kid he would say, evil is always waiting in the shadows. And only one man would rise to stand against it.  
Yeah! Looking good. Looking sweet!  
What the hell? 
Pablo, I'm gonna tell you something I've never told anyone. 30 years ago, my friends and I spent the night at a cabin. We found the Necronomicon Ex-Mortis. The book of the dead. Certain passages were recited. It awoke something in the woods. Something evil. I was the only one to escape. But now, the evil has found me.  
First thing I gotta do is see a guy about a book. There must be some spell I can say to undo all of this. The other first thing I gotta do is some cardio, 'cause my heart is jackhammering like a quarterback on prom night.  
Here's the plan. We bust in there, fight through the carnage, let the boomstick do the talking. Things get hairy, use your bottle.  
Um...I don't think it's a very good weapon, jefe. You had to stab like 50 times.  
I was sharpening it for you. Now come on, you ready? 
I'm ready! 
Let's tango, bitch! 
Fuuuuck. 
Who the hell are you? 
I'm your new best friend.  
Yo, granny! Let's go! 
I'm not a grief counselor, but if it's any consolation, you're kinda like a young me. In that I just ruined your life and you're hot as hell. 
You know they were Jewish, right? 
I-I did not. Wish you would've said something before I made those dumb crosses, but...OK. 
 
(Lyrics) Come on 
Come on 
Come on 
Let's go space truckin' 
Come on 
Come on 
Come on 
Space truckin'

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The Creators Of The Evil Dead 
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