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"Meet Your Holiday Selves, Presented by Nexium 24HR"

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Hi! 
 
(Lyrics) You become someone else for the holidays 
Eating, drinking, toasting everyday 
You lose all inhibitions for the holidays 
Everybody celebrates in their own way 
 
I’ll take a bit of this, a touch of that 
And a smidge of this thing too 
And a tiny sliver of this pumpkin pie 
 
Well I’ve had five grande lattes 
And sixteen espressos too 
 
I’ll lick the batter off this beater  
Gee this frosting can’t get sweeter 
 
Oh I love everything about the holidays 
I’d like to raise a glass, or two, or ten 
 
Oh I hate everything about the holidays 
When will all this stress and chaos every end? 
 
I’ll put some tinsel here, a bauble there 
A wreath around the dog 
Oh the neighbors will be jealous that’s for sure 
 
My plate is filled with cookies, ice cream,  
toffee, tarts and fudge 
 
Man that turkey looks horrific  
But this broccoli tastes terrific 
 
I drink plenty of nog for the holidays 
And since no one likes it here, there’s more for me 
I’ve got breakfast and lunch in my purse right here 
And I’m eating like a king all week for free 
 
You become someone else for the holidays 
Eating, drinking, toasting every day 
So take care of yourself through the holidays 
And make sure that you’re protected all the way 
 
And make sure that you’re protected all the way

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Nexium 24HR presents... 
Meet Your Holiday Selves 
Little-Bit-Of-Everything 
Caffeinator 
Spoon Licker 
Toastmaster 
Humbugger 
Overdecorator 
Dessert Demon 
Vegan-Ista 
Nog-Asaurus 
Doggy Bagger 
Protect Yourself From Your Holiday Self 
Nexium 24HR 
Find Out Your Holiday Self At 
Nexium24HR.com/MyHolidaySelf

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