Don’t let those pesky day-to-day distractions get in the way of your time with the Awakening DLC Pack. The Replacer is back, and business is booming. 
The Awakening DLC Pack includes four new multiplayer maps — Skyjacked, Rise, Splash, and Gauntlet — and Der Eisendrache, Treyarch's brand new Zombies adventure that picks up where The Giant left off. 
"Official Call of Duty®: Black Ops III – Awakening Trailer: The Replacer Returns [NORDIC]"

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Well, well, well. We meet again, my friends. Once again you're longing for more time to indulge in Black Ops. Once again here I am ready to replace you. See, I am The Replacer. I take care of those pesky day-to-day distractions that come between you and your Call of Duty duties. And who can blame you? Black Ops III Awakening has arrived. That means four new maps, like a badass water park and a bunch of ugly zombies who are, what's that word? Insane. With everybody and their mother playing, The Replacement business is booming.  
Aw, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.  
So, what do you do for work? 
It's none of your business, Richard.  
I don't know what birds and bees have to do with it. But this is all you need to know. Press play. 
You wanna buy a dog? 
As you can see, no job is too big or too small for my replacement expertise. So go ahead, get back to playing all the Call of Duty you damn well please. Leave the rest to me.  
(Lyrics) Na na na na na na na na 
Na na na na na na na na 
Let me see your runway walk 
Make your heels click 
Make the runway talk 
Come on 
(Lyrics) If I look hard enough into the setting sun 
My love will laugh with me before the morning comes 
I see a red door and I want it painted black 
No colors anymore, I want them to turn black 
I see the girls walk by dressed in their summer clothes 
I have to turn my head until my darkness goes 
I wanna see it painted, painted black 
Black as night, black as coal 
I wanna see the sun blotted out from the sky

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The Replacer 
Meeting The Parents 
Having "The Talk" 
Walking The Dogs 
4 All New Multiplayer Maps 
Insane New Zombie Episode 
Call of Duty 
Black Ops III 
Season Pass 
4 Epic Map Packs With All-New Zombies Maps 
1 Great Price 
Season Pass Begins In February. 
First On PlayStation 4

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