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"Galaxy S7: Why?"

Why can’t you have a phone that has it all? Well now you can. Introducing the water-resistant, memory expanding, shoots flawlessly in low light phone: Galaxy S7.

William H. Macy, Wesley Snipes, Lil Wayne, James Harden,


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Why can't I buy those weird shaved meat sandwiches with my phone?
Why can't my phone have a big screen that will be small enough to fit into these fashionably tight pants?
Why can't my battery last long enough to navigate me through these scary woods? Eh, it's probably fine though.
Why can't my phone have enough memory to hold all 145 of my movies? Like that one with the action and the martial arts? Have you seen that movie?
Why can't my phone take high quality low light photos instead of a big expensive camera?
Why don't you come down from there, sir?
You got it!
Why doesn't my phone work after I pour this expensive champagne all over it? How am I supposed to show people how rich and carefree I am?
Why can't my phone turn into a VR machine so you know, somebody could, hypothetically, escape from their reality?
Why is everyone talking about phones instead of more important things like defense. Now the three fundamentals of
Why can't I make a call from my phone? What? Why can't I make a call with my watch when I no longer have a phone?
Why did I have to wait so long in this commercial to do a celebrity sports person cameo?
Why can I not play a little Warriors of the Seventh in the shower?
Why don't I ever get asked to be the spokesperson in a commercial?
Ha, ha, good question. Introducing the only water resistant, fast wireless charging, best camera having, memory expandable, pay almost anywhere Samsung Galaxy S7 edge.
VR experience ended.
Man, I'm gonna need a trained spokesperson.
The new do everything Galaxy S7 edge


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Samsung
The new Galaxy S7 edge
Samsung


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