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“The Nice Guys” takes place in 1970s Los Angeles, when down-on-his-luck private eye Holland March (Gosling) and hired enforcer Jackson Healy (Crowe) must work together to solve the case of a missing girl and the seemingly unrelated death of a porn star. During their investigation, they uncover a shocking conspiracy that reaches up to the highest circles of power. 
 
"The Nice Guys - Official Final Trailer [HD]"

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March, Jack Healy. Don't get upset, I'm not here to hurt you. 
Look away.  
You know there's a mirror here, right? 
What do you want? 
There's a couple of people say you're a pretty good detective.  
That's a lot of work. 
I want you to help me with this case. 
My profession's very complicated. It's very nuanced. Well, look who decided to show up for class.  
This is a high profile case. You seen this girl? Her name's Amelia. 
What's in it for me? 
We can do this the easy way. 
Ow! 
We're currently doing it the easy way.  
Dad! There's like whores here and stuff.  
Sweetheart, how many times have I told you, don't say "and stuff". Just say, "Dad, there are whores here.". 
Where are you going? 
I think this is going to work better if we split up. 
Wow, that's really insensitive. 
Amelia! Run! 
Mark! Mark! Mark! You were in the pool? 
Yeah. 
Why? 
I had to question the mermaids. What were you doing while I was working? 
Why do you think everyone involved in this case is dying? 
The mob is trying to spread its operation to Los Angeles.  
Gun! Gun! 
Shit! 
Where is Amelia? 
She's dead.  
What do you mean she's dead? 
She's dead! 
Amelia. 
Promise me you'll get them. 
Yeah, I promise.  
Pinky promise. 
Bang! 
Son of a... 
March! March! 
Before we go solving the crime of the century, let's deal with the rotting corpse.  
Run. 
Weapons on the floor. 
This is not you. You're not a murderer.  
She killed three people. 
I'm saying deep down. 
I think I'm invincible. I don't think I can die. Let me. 
It's not the smart idea. Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark! 
You're the world's worst detectives.  
Good a good ad though. I made your head small because I know how sensitive about how big it is.  
Rated 'R'. In theaters May 20th. 
 
(Lyrics) Hey 
Yeah 
Yeah, hey 
 
Yeah, they were dancin' and singin' and movin' to the groovin' 
And just when it hit 
...turned around and shouted 
Play that funky music white boy 
Play that funky music right 
Lay down the boogie and play that funky music till you die 
 
(Lyrics) Saturday night I was downtown 
Working for the FBI 
Sittin' in a nest of bad men 
Whiskey bottles piling high 
 
With just one look I was a bad mess 
'Cause that long cool woman had it all 
She was a long cool woman in a black dress 
Just-a 5'9, beautiful, tall 
Well I told her don't get scared 
'Cause you're gonna be spared 
I've gotta be forgivin' if I wanna spend my living 
With a long cool woman in a black dress 
Just a 5'9 beautiful tall

Written Text

from 
Shane Black 
Director of 
Iron Man 3 
On May 20 
In L.A. 1977 
With a job this big 
You can't play nice 
Russell Crowe 
Ryan Gosling 
The Nice Guys 
#TheNiceGuys

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