Plot / Description
Marge and Homer Simpson wrestle with the choice in this election.
"3 a.m. | The SIMPSONS"
Voiceover / Dialog / Script / Spoken Word
I can't. I can't! I can't make love till I've decided who to vote for.
Yep, it's the American way.
It's 3 AM and the phone's ringing in the White House. Who do you want to answer that call? Hillary Clinton?
Hello? The Situation Room? I'll be right there. Oh, it's for you.
Yes. From now on, it's always for me.
Or Donald Trump?
Not now, I'm on Twitter! And Elizabeth Warren tweets too damn much. Glad I exiled her. Send. Oh and put my name on the Lincoln Memorial, make Chris Christie eat a worm just for laughs, suspend NATO and make me some scrambled eggs in a gold plate. What?! Fine, I'll be right there. We're too late? The Chinese fleet is advancing? Just build another wall. Yes! In the ocean, loser!
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Finally, my mind's made up. And so is yours, right?
Absolutely. I'm voting for...Trump, right?
If that's your vote, I question whether I can ever be with you again.
And that's how I became a Democrat.
...and Elizabeth Warren tweets too damn much. Glad I exiled her.