"Trump University Informercial | The Briefing"

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Donald Trump is world famous for making a fortune for being famous for having a fortune. Now you too can be a source of Trump's wealth with Trump University. Just follow these three easy steps. Step one... 
Sign up at Trump University. 
Step two: Pay for Trump University at the amazing price of everything you have. 
The instructions include encouraging people who couldn't afford the courses to pay for them with multiple credit cards.  
Step three: There is no step three. You won't actually learn anything. It's that easy.  
This entire operation was set up as a scheme, not a school, but a scheme.  
Slimy and sleazy. 
It's fraud. I tell you this is just straight-up fraud. 
Not convinced? Just ask our staff. 
People who work inside the group saying their tactics were unscrupulous.  
Misleading, fraudulent and dishonest. 
Trump University was a fraudulent scheme and that it preyed upon the elderly and the uneducated to separate them from their money.  
We guarantee you'll give Trump University a glowing review. Because we'll make you. Don't miss this once in a lifetime change to give your hard-earned money to an alleged billionaire. Call now!

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Donald Trump Is World Famous 
For Making A Fortune 
For Being Famous 
For Having A Fortune. 
Now You Too Can Be A Source Of Trump's Wealth... 
Trump University 
Just Follow These Three Easy Steps. 
1. Sign Up At Trump University. 
2. Pay For Trump University At The Amazing Price Of Everything You Have! 
The Instructions Include Encouraging People Who Couldn't Afford The Courses To Pay For Them With Multiple Credit Cards. 
"Trump University Told Recruiters To Target Single Parents With Hungry Kids" - New York Magazine, 5/31/16 
Step Three? There Is No Step Three. 
You Won't Learn Anything. 
It's That Easy. 
This Entire Operation Was Set Up As A Scheme, Not A School, But A Scheme. 
Slimy And Sleazy!!! 
Eric Schneiderman 
New York Attorney General 
This Is Straight-Up Fraud! 
Not Convinced? 
Just Ask Our Staff! 
The New York Times 
Former Trump University Workers Call The School A 'Lie' and a 'Scheme' in Testimony. 
"I resigned from my position in May 2007 because I believe that Trump University was engaging in misleading, fraudulent and dishonest conduct." - Ronald Schnackenberg, Former Sales Manager, Trump University 
Written Testimony On Trump University 
"I believe that Trump University was a fraudulent scheme, and that it preyed upon the elderly and uneducated to separate them from their money." - Ronald Schnackenberg, Cohen v. Trump 
We Guarantee You'll Give Trump U. A Glowing Review 
Because We'll Make You. 
"...Trump University At Times Applied Pressure On Students To Offer Favorable Reviews... 
In Order To Receive Their Graduation Certificates..." - The New York Times, 3/11/16 
Don't Miss This Once In A Lifetime Chance 
To Give Your Hard-Earned Money To A "Billionaire". 
Call Now! 
The Briefing

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