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The chaos of deciding who gets to record their favorite programming is over! The advanced recording capabilities of the Hopper help make things a breeze. Everyone's a winner with the Hopper! "DISH to the Death -- Record More! | DISH" Aaahhh! What are you guys doing now? Mom and dad are recording shows tonight, which means we can only record one more. Tell your mom to get the Hopper from Dish. Then you can record 8 shows at once and no one has to die. Proceed! Record eight shows at once, everyone wins. Hopper hooks you up. dish 1-800-WATCH-TV

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"DISH | 2,000 Hours of Storage" This ad shows a little girl getting very upset because her mom deleted her favorite show from their DVR. The Dish kangaroo tells them how they can avoid these problems with The Hopper that lets them store up to 2,000 hours of TV. Girl: Mom! Where's Glitter Pony Dance Off? Kangaroo: Here it comes. Mom: We were running out of space, so I deleted it. Dad: What? I'm gonna be sick? Girl: Mom! Mom: What was I supposed to do? Hold onto it 'til the end of time? Dad: Yes. Kangaroo: Okay, guys. Get The Hopper from Dish and record up to 2000 hours of shows. Girl: MOM! Kangaroo: Then you can avoid this pony problem. Mom: Yes. Dad: Thank you, Dish. Mom: Okay. Girl: WHERE'S GLITTER PONY DANCE OFF?! Dad: You did this. Kangaroo: Well played, Dad. Well played. Announcer: Two thousand hours of shows. Zero tantrums. Hopper hooks you up. Dish 1-800-WATCH-TV

A bunch of men, with heavy Boston accents are sitting around the living room, talking about the new HD DVR from Dish, called the Hopper. The Boston accent makes is sound more like Haw-pah, as the men keep repeating it over and over. The wife, in the kitchen yells at the men "The Haw-pah!" and the daughter in her room yells downstairs "The Haw-pah!" while the grandfather, sitting in the basement watching TV yells at them all to shut up! Hey Tom, where's Barbara and the kids? We got Dish's new HD DVR, The Hopper. That one DVR lets us record up to six shows at once, and play them back in any room. The Hopper? Yeah, The Hopper. The Hopper? Hopper? Hoppa. Hoppah! The Hopper! The Hopper! Hopper. Hoppeh. Hoper? Hopa. Hopah! Hopper! Shut up! Hopper. Introducing The Hopper. One HD DVR for the whole home, free from Dish. 1-800-WATCH-TV Free Hopper for up to 4 rooms

Watch all of your live TV only with DISH! Even when you're at the office "working". "Watch TV Everywhere with DISH Anywhere | DISH" What are you doing? Watching the tournament on my TV. What are you doing? That is not a TV. Uh, yeah it is. No, it's not. Yeah it is, 'cause I can watch all my TV live with The Hopper from Dish. From Dish? Dish. Dish? Only Dish. Oh. Only Dish. Uh-oh. Incoming. Hey, boss. Whoo! I love working. Do you ever work? Dude, I'm trying to watch the game. The Hopper from Dish brings you all your live games anywhere. Only Dish. Dish 1-800-WATCH-TV