Plot / Description
"Bad Santa 2 Official Red Band Teaser Trailer (2016) - Broad Green Pictures" (NSFW)
Watch the new Bad Santa 2 red band teaser trailer, starring Billy Bob Thornton! Bad Santa 2 is coming to theatres November 23, 2016.
BAD SANTA 2 returns Academy Award®-winner BILLY BOB THORNTON to the screen as America's favorite anti-hero, Willie Soke. Fueled by cheap whiskey, greed and hatred, Willie teams up once again with his angry little sidekick, Marcus (TONY COX), to knock off a Chicago charity on Christmas Eve. Along for the ride is ‘the kid’ - chubby and cheery Thurman Merman (BRETT KELLY), a 250-pound ray of sunshine who brings out Willie’s sliver of humanity.
Mommy issues arise when the pair are joined by Academy Award®, Golden Globe and Emmy-winner KATHY BATES, as Willie’s horror story of a mother, Sunny Soke. A super butch super bitch, Sunny raises the bar for the gang’s ambitions, while somehow lowering the standards of criminal behavior. Willie is further burdened by lusting after the curvaceous and prim Diane, played by Emmy Award-nominee CHRISTINA HENDRICKS, the charity director with a heart of gold and libido of steel.
You better watch out: BAD SANTA 2 is coming to town.
Voiceover / Dialog / Script / Spoken Word
Ho, ho. Merry Christmas. Feed the starving children. Come on you fucking dickheads!
We got a job. I'm talking millions this time.
Why are you even out of the joint anyway? You know they used to sterilize guys like you. Keep the world from becoming some negro land of Oz.
Early release you racist, moron fuck.
I'm 21. Officially a man.
You still gonna pop my cherry?
What? Fuck no! I said I'd get it done by somebody else.
Come on, baby. Come on. Get a bite of this pumpernickel bread.
I want Minecraft, Halo 5: Guardians, Assassin's Creed Chronicles Trilogy...
That's great, that's great. I don't know. I have no idea what that shit is. You could be speaking fucking Swahili and I wouldn't know any better.
...Grand Theft Auto V.
No, I don't care.
How do I look?
You look like one of those trolls that gang fuck Willy Wonka.
You need a hug from Santa.
No I don't need to fucking hug from Santa.
Ugh, fuck. Get out of my brain.
You got gigantic titties.
I get to wear this?
You're a Santa now, Thurman.
Damn! That's some fucked up shit.
I got an associate out there that's got this all lined up.
You still hit like your fucking father.
I'm back in the saddle again
Round yon virgin mother and child
Holy infant so tender and mild
Sleep in heavenly peace
Sleep in heavenly peace
Santa's Back and he brought his little helpers.
This holiday season it's not how much you give, it's what you take
Bad Santa 2