Rafe has an epic imagination...and a slight problem with authority. Both collide when he transfers to an oppressive, rule-crazy middle school. Drowning in do's and don'ts, Rafe and his scheming best friend Leo hatch a plan to break every rule in the school's Code of Conduct. It's Ferris Bueller meets Home Alone as their battle with Principal Dwight explodes into chaos both real and imagined. But Dwight displays his own fiendish creativity, striking back at the rulebreakers. Meanwhile, Rafe struggles to hide his misbehavior from Jeanne, the straight-A, overachieving girl of his dreams, and at home, his mother's boyfriend -- a moochy, jack-of-no-trades named Bear -- threatens to become his stepfather. 

Voiceover, Dialog, Spoken Text, Script, or Lyrics

Let's break every rule in this code of conduct. 
My name is Rafe Khatchadorian and welcome to my first day of middle school. 
Mom! She's doing it again!  
She's gonna get me arrested. 
Hello? Not getting any younger, here! 
Do that again and you're not getting any older either.  
Every middle school is filled with the same types of kids. There are the kids you wanna hang out with... 
One for all and all for one. 
Yeah, just like the Three Musketeers.  
...and the kids you wanna avoid. 
I'm a loser! Later, Ketchaborian. 
But in my new school... 
Excuse me, young man!  
...the biggest bully isn't even a kid. 
Everything you have on is breaking rule number 22! 
What's rule number 22? 
The code of conduct. Read it. Look what's happening to your shirt! Nobody needs to see where your chest hairs are going to be. 
So, yeah. This year's gonna be fun. 
Move it, people! 
Intense, huh? 
It's like prison. 
Don't ya see, Rafe? My school, my rule. 
No outside food 
No talking. 
No laughing. 
No going to the bathroom. 
Wha? Where? 
This is hilarious! 
Hand over the notebook. 
I don't look like that. Creativity has no place in this school.  
Your new principal sucks!  
It is up to us to speak for the voiceless! 
We've gotta do something about this school. We have to express ourselves as not just a bunch of robots. 
This principal is evil! 
No bike riding on campus. I'm confiscating this! Get off! 
You wanna stand out, you wanna make a difference? Think outside the box. 
All right, guys, I've given you all your assignments. Let's break every rule in this ridiculous code of conduct. 
All right, Khatchadorian. I'm in.  
Did you just say my name right? 
Rule 28: No balls in the hallway. 
Oh my gosh! That could've been me! 
Rule 17: No dyed hair of any kind. 
And rule 34... 
Somebody update Wikipedia, 'cause we're making history, bro! touching the trophy case.  
Feel like a drive? 
I can actually drive! 
Yippee kai yay! 
I will find the hooligans and I will bring them to justice.  
Rules aren't for everyone. 
What did you just say? 
Whoever did this is committed to the art. 
How many people have a test that starts with Principal Dwight has three nipples? Well, it's false! Put false! I was born without nipples for your information. And it looks beautiful! 
(Lyrics) It's my house, come on, turn it up 
Welcome to my house 
Baby, take control now 
We can't even slow down 
We don't have to go out 
(Lyrics) Oh we're not gonna take it 
No, we ain't gonna take it 
Oh we're not gonna take it anymore  
We're not gonna take it 
No, we ain't gonna take it 
We're not gonna take it anymore 
No way 
We're not gonna take it 

Written Text

On October 7 
Let's Break Every Rule In This Code Of Conduct 
Middle School 
The Worst Years Of My Life 
Rule #21 
Rule #9 
Rule #12 
Rule #30 
Based On The #1 Bestseller  
By James Patterson 
On October 7 
Rule #28 
No Balls In The Hallway! 
Rule #17 
No Dyed Hair! 
Rule #34 
No Touching The Trophy Case! 
To Save Their School 
They Must Break The Rules 
Middle School 
The Worst Years Of My Life

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