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Richard Sherman explains why you're eating a lie. 
 
"Snack Smarter with Richard Sherman - BBQ Chips"

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While our opponents are stuffing their snack holes with garbage, we're snacking smarter with pistachios. What is that? 
Barbecue chips. 
You're eating a lie! Barbecue chips aren't barbecued, Ranch dressing doesn't come from a ranch, and buffaloes don't have wings. Pistachios fiber, protein, potassium and manganese.  
Manga-what? 
A bonded element with atomic number 25. 
Hey, that's Richard's number! 25! 
Yeah! Right there! 
Oh, awesome!

Written Text

Wonderful Pistachios 
Snack Smarter 
Get Crackin'

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