"IKEA - Kitchen confessions long version" 
People share real short-cuts, cheats and secrets they have in their lives in and around the kitchen because the kitchen should be an open place, where it’s ok to do things the way you like and feel comfortable. Confessing makes us all feel a little better. Nobody's perfect.

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Dear Kitchen, I have a confession to make. 
I served take-away and pretended it was home cooked. 
Forgive me, Kitchen. 
I ate off disposable plates... for a month. 
I never use a timer. 
I dropped food on the floor... then served it. 
I never rinse lettuce or fruit. 
I microwave old coffee. 
I never understood the oven symbols. 
I am a double-dipper. 
I had ice cream for dinner. 
I drink straight from the carton. 
I can't cook. 
I hide my vegetables in a fire pot. 
I poured cheap wine into an expensive bottle.

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Relax. Nobody's perfect. 

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