"Age of Beard Shaq Commercial - Beard mojo in a bottle: Sponsored by Shaquille O' Neal and Wix.com"
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* Shaq gets picked last in gym class, and picked on.
* A girl won't share her gum with him.
* Gets stuck being Tree #3 in the school play.
Voiceover, Dialog, Spoken Text, Script, or Lyrics
Nice beard, Shaq. What do you use on it?
Age of Beard, all-natural organic products.
My mojo always came from my beard. Before I could grow one, things were different.
I'll take Isabella.
Come on Shaq.
What are you doing?
That's my move.
Isabella, can I have a piece.
Sorry, Shaq. I don't have enough.
Sweet, I'm Romeo.
Yes! I'm Juliet.
Tree Number Three?
But now with Age of Beard I got my mojo going strong. Spin move. Beard mojo, beard mojo, beard mojo. Still going. I was just playing.
Don't be like young Shaq. Get your mojo at AgeOfBeard.com. Can you dig it?
Lincoln J.r High, 1984, Phys. Ed.
Winter Carnival 1984, Sat-Sun Lincoln Gym
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