AT&T and DirecTV Commercial

This commercial shows the AT&T guy (Beck Bennett) talking with a group of kids sitting in a circle on the floor. He asks them if more or less is better. A little girl answers is a huge run-on sentence about how more is better, and less it bad. It really doesn't make much sense, but you get the idea of what she is saying. Man: Who thinks more is better than less? Okay, why? Girl: More is better than less because if stuff is not less... if there's more less stuff then you might, you might want to have some more and your parents just don't let you because there's only a little. Man: Right. Girl: We want more. We want more. Like, you really like it. You want more. Man: I follow you. Announcer: It's not complicated. More is better, and AT&T has the nation's largest 4G network. More is better. AT&T. The largest 4G network. AT&T att.com/network Rethink possible.

The commercial begins with a house that has palm trees in ascending heights behind the house - to look like the signal bars on a cell phone. A little girl in a pink shirt comes out of the house carrying a briefcase, bringing it to her father who is getting ready to leave on a business trip. A yellow cab is driving across a bridge, heading in to New York City. The man, sitting in the backseat of the taxi, opens his briefcase to find a small stuffed animal - a brown and white monkey - hidden inside. The man has traveled to London, and he holds up the stuffed monkey to take a picture of it in front of Big Ben. The mother, back at home, is loading groceries in the car when she shows her daughter the picture of the monkey sent by the dad. The dad takes a picture of the monkey again, this time sitting on the edge of a table in a conference room. The mom and daughter look at this picture while at a playground - the swings in the background again in the shape of the signal bars on a cell phone. The mom and daughter, back at home, look at the newest picture sent of the monkey. This picture is of the monkey, resting on top of the dad's briefcase in front of the house, letting them know that dad is finally home from his trip. The little girl excitedly runs to the door to greet her dad, giving him a big hug as he holds the monkey and briefcase in his hands. (Lyrics) Sweet pea, apple of my eye. Don't know when and I don't know why. You're the only reason I keep on coming home. Here daddy! Look, daddy sent us a picture. More bars in more places. That's what you can expect from AT&T. Switch to the network with the best coverage world wide. AT&T. Get the touch screen VU for $49.99 after mail-in rebate, only from AT&T. Best Coverage Worldwide at&t Your world. Delivered. att.com/wireless 866.MOBILITY $49.99 after mail-in rebate Price before rebate $99.99 LG VU

The commercial begins with a Blackberry Torch sitting by itself on an old wooden tabletop. There are ocean sounds in the background, and then someone slides up the screen on the phone so we can see the keyboard. The Blackberry is set to send an email, and we see the text "AT&T and Blackberry tell a whole new story. The screen then shows the cover of Moby Dick, and the commercial begins to show all the ways you can search, discover, communicate, collaborate, and share the topic of Moby-Dick with yourself and others. It begins by starting a song by the artist "Moby" (i.e., Moby-Dick), then shows them playing a video clip from Jimmy Neutron where the character quotes the first line of the novel by saying, "Call me Ishmael". They then use a mapping app to find Nantucket, Massachusetts which is where the story begins. We are shown pictures of a lighthouse, and then the Blackberry Torch spins around with its camera flash on like it is a tiny light house. We then see they are looking at Captain Ahab's (a main character from the book) Facebook profile, and they post a status update on his Wall. The responses to the wall post soon generate some responses including some pictures of whales including on (supposedly from flickr) of a huge whale jumping out of the water next to a tiny boat. We then see that the Torch has voice recognition, and the phone's owner says, "Moby Dick" and the phone starts searching and returns an eBay listing for a large old fashioned sail boat/ship. As the picture of the ship is shown on the screen, it slides across (like it's actually sailing) and comes back on the other side of the screen. From another mapping program, we see that the ship is sailing around the southern edge of Africa like in the novel. A calendar application is shown with the days scrolling from June 24 (2010) to August 12, and then the message, "Thar she blows!" The user searches for "White Whale", and we can see a video of a whale jumping out of the water followed by several Twitter updates. On a Scrabble game, someone puts "Yikes". Numerous illustrations are flipped through creating an almost animated view of a whale jumping and smashing through a ship, and then a real photo and news story is shown of the recent images of a whale jumping onto someone's boat. Finally, the commercial ends with an ASCII art animation of a whale jumping. Moby Dick Searching for Moby Dick AT&T and Blackberry have teamed up to evolve the smartphone. AT&T, rethink possible Lyrics: People they come together AT&T and Blackberry tell a whole new story. Herman Melville Moby-Dick Mike and the Molly's - Come Back Moby - We are All Made of Stars Grantigos - Ship's Ahoy Jimmy Neutron - Ishmael Mitch & Marcus Show Maps, Driving Get Map and Directions - Nantucket Facebook - Captain Ahab - Searching for Moby Dick I want to go! Me too! I'm in. Is this him? (picture of whale) No. This is http://www.flickr.com/photos/moby-dick Flickr - Moby Dick Seriously? Ship's Ahoy! Say a command moby dick - searching nearby... eBay - 90ft Sailboat - Bid, Watch AT&T Family Map August 12 - Thar she blows! White Whale - Whales in Antarctica, Whale watching summer vacation Twitter: Starbuck - There he is! Flask - He's huge! Stubb - Take a photo! Yikes Whale crashes into boat The End AT&T Blackberry Torch Rethink possible

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"DirecTV Misery" This commercial for DirecTV features Kathy Bates as Annie Wilkes and James Caan as Paul Sheldon from the film, 'Misery'. Annie, whatever you're thinking about doing, please don't do it. I was going to unplug my DirecTV so he couldn't watch all their fancy sports in High-Def, but that'd be cruel. DirecTV has way more sports in HD than cable. Watching anything but DirecTV, now that would be painful. Put an end to the torture and hook up your new flat screen to DirecTV. Packages start at $29.99 a month 1-800-DIRECTV directv.com DirecTV Satellite Television

"Opulence, I Has It" This ad shows an extremely rich Russian man whose house is full of gold and beautiful women. He eats gold grapes and chooses a golden bust that artists have made for him. His TV remote control is stored on a pile of gold bricks, and he even has a tiny pet giraffe that he kisses. Opulence, I has it. I like the best. This one. But I also like savings the money. So when DirecTV tell me five months free for most premium televisions package, I jump in it. Mwah! Ha ha ha ha! More on The Facebook DirecTV Satellite Television facebook.com/directv DirectTV, Direc TV, Direct TV

"Don't Wake Up in a Roadside Ditch" This commercial shows a man having trouble with his cable, so he is on the phone with customer support. He is just waiting, and waiting on hold and gets upset. Because he is upset, he goes to "blow off steam" by playing racquetball with a friend. He's a little too aggressive in the game, and when he hits the ball it bounces back and hits him in the eye. He ends up going to the emergency room, and the ER doctor makes him wear an eye patch. He has to ride the bus home from the hospital (still carrying his racket and wearing his eyepatch), and some rough looking guys on the bus think he's a tough guy because of the patch and end up chasing him down to prove that they are tougher. Next thing we see, the guy is waking up in a road-side ditch... all because he had cable. The moral of the story is to switch to DirecTV so you don't get beat up and thrown into a ditch. When your cable company keeps you on hold, you get angry. When you get angry, you go blow off steam. When you go blow off steam, accidents happen. When accidents happen, you get an eye patch. When you get an eye patch, people think you're tough. When people think you're tough, people want to see how tough. And when people want to see how tough, you wake up in a road-side ditch. Don't wake up in a road side ditch. Get ride of cable, and upgrade to DirecTV. Call 1-800-DIRECTV Get ride of cable Packages starting at $29.99/mo. Call 1-800-DIRECTV directv.com DirecTV, Direc TV, DirectTV, Direct TV

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This commercial starts with a boxer with his championship belt over his shoulder. He is standing in a doorway watching two kangaroos box on an ocean-side dock. His name is "The Truth" and his entourage likes to encourage him by saying, "That's the truth, Truth". When he goes inside his house, a woman comes to stand next to him and a big portrait of himself. A little kid then punches the butler and shouts, "That's the truth, Truth". Boxer: Truth? It's big, baby. Entourage: That's the truth, Truth! Boxer: 23 knockouts and wins big too. Entourage: That's the truth, Truth! Ain't that the truth. Boxer: So when The Truth heard that DirecTV was offering the biggest, most popular TV package at the best price ever - let's just say The Truth knows a knockout when he sees one. Kid: That's the truth, Truth. Announcer: Now, get the best offer of the year, baby. Call 1-800-DirecTV That's the truf, Truf. That's the troof, Troof. That's the truph, Truph. That's the trooph, Trooph. Best Offer of the Year DirecTV Direct TV