The smart yard has finally arrived -- Meet Google Gnome. See how Gnome can transform your yard. 
(April Fool's!) 
"Introducing Google Gnome"

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OK, Google. Stream 'Stranger Things' from Netflix to my TV. 
OK. 'Stranger Things' from Netflix playing on TV. 
From the people that brought you Google Home, comes the next evolution of the smart home, and it's just outside your window. Meet, Google Gnome.  
Hi. How can I help? 
OK, Gnome. What's the weather like outside? 
The weather outside is sunny and 76 degrees.  
He's right. 
OK, Gnome. Turn on the hose I'm holding. 
OK, Gnome. Can I eat this Lemon Tree leaf? 
What about this daisy? 
Yes. But I wouldn't recommend it. 
OK, but I could eat it. 
OK, Gnome. Add milk to my shopping list.  
I'm sorry. That sounds like an indoor request.  
I keep doing that, sorry. 
You do keep doing that.  
OK, Gnome. Is this compost? 
Really, we're all compost if you think about it. Pretty much everything is made up of organic matter and will return to organic matter.  
So, just regular trash then? 
Off. On. Off. On. On. Ah! 
OK, Gnome. Which way is the wind blowing? 
The wind is blowing 3 miles an hour from the Southwest. Now the wind is blowing 2 miles an hour from the south. From the southwest. South. Southeast. Ah ha ha. That tickles. The wind is, ah ha ha ha.  
OK Gnome, play some cool music.  
Playing cool music.  
Uh, play something else. 
Introducing Google Gnome. The smart yard is finally here.  
Faster! Faster, Gnome!

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Introducing Google Gnome 
The smart yard is finally here.  

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