"The Jalapeño Double Cheeseburger Has it All | Carl’s Jr." 
Introducing, the Jalapeño Double Cheeseburger. This burger has everything. Jalapeños. Two meat patties. Hella cheese. The works. And you get it all for just $2.49 + tax. Not included: your father’s love.

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What up, world? My daddy, Carl Sr., wanted me to tell you about his new Jalapeno Double Cheeseburger. For only $2.49 it's got jalapenos. 
Two meat patties. 
Two of 'em. That's twin business. 
Hella cheese. 
Hella cheese. 
But the best part is, if you sell enough of them your dad will love you. 
Man, that was probably the saddest thing I've heard all week. 
Yeah it was. 
The Jalapeno Double Cheeseburger - the best $2.49 burger you've ever had.

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Carl Hardee Jr. - Burger Spokes-son 
Sr. is my dad 
Carl's Jr.

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