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Deadpool’s Wet on Wet Teaser Trailer - 2017 20th Century Fox
After surviving a near fatal bovine attack, a disfigured cafeteria chef (Wade Wilson) struggles to fulfill his dream of becoming Mayberry’s hottest bartender while also learning to cope with his lost sense of taste. Searching to regain his spice for life, as well as a flux capacitor, Wade must battle ninjas, the yakuza, and a pack of sexually aggressive canines, as he journeys around the world to discover the importance of family, friendship, and flavor – finding a new taste for adventure and earning the coveted coffee mug title of World’s Best Lover.Movie HD"
Voiceover, Dialog, Spoken Text, Script, or Lyrics
Hello there. Welcome back. I'm glad you could join me today. Let's just dive right in with all the colors along the screen you'll need to paint along with me. I have a regular old canvas here, wet and ready to go. Now, let's grab our trusty 2 inch brush here, wack that off a little bit. Just beat it like it owes you money. We're gonna get a little dab of our yellow snow here, mix that with just another little dab of our Betty White. Now let's just dance in our little happy sky. Now remember, this is your world. You get to make and break the rules here. Sweet baby Jesus. I wish I could jump in there and roll around in all that cascading white powder. Just get high on all of life's splendor. God I love cocaine. So much. Holy fuck-knuckles I am high as a kite right now. Okay, let's paint in a few little happy trees there. Nothing wrong with making friends with trees. Now what you don't want to do is eat these paints. Trust me on this one. Alright, I'm gonna wack off again. That's right. That feels good.
Would you look at that. It seems that we have ourselves a finished painting. So, from our family to yours - keep your pants dry, your dreams wet, and remember - hugs, not drugs.
Written Text
Gettin' Wet on Web with Deadpool 2
Clockwork Orange, Girls of Indigo, Soylent Green, Mennen Black, Box Office Gold, Doc Brown, Pretty 'N Pink, Yellow Snow, Red Dit, Betty White
Technical difficulties
Please stand by
Executive Paintducer - Ross Bobart
Lead Singer - Jerrika Benton
Chief Engineer - Geordie Leforge
Video Editing - Blanche Devereaux
Audio
Ted E. Ruxpinn
Camera 1 - Wayne Campbell
Camera 2 - Wayne Campbell
Lighting - Tom Edison
Security - Dalton
Boom - Goes the Dynamite
Grip - Chim Chim
Eternal Love for Bug N' Parker